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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    Do I have to scream

  2. blownaway blownaway
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Depression is like a war;
    or die trying.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    So I was babysitting this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite
    sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the thunder God?

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I feel like fat people
    are funnier than skinny people.

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

  6. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:29pm UTC

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Nicknames are always ten times funnier
    when people don't know they have them.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Being the unattractive friend is not easy.
    I don't think we get enough credit.

  10. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Blood On The Dancefloor blocked me on twitter!

  11. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I haven't even been on here a year yet and so much has happened. Friends I've made have left and never gave me warning. Thinking about it, this website has caused me pain. Also, it annoys me how pretty much nothing on here is original. All people post are quotes from tumblr. I think people are leaving witty because of the way they've been treated. Most of the people on here don't even care about the quotes, its all about popularity to them. If we all don't do something, witty could die. Witty could be empty. We need to fix this. If we don't, I'm going to leave along with people who already have.

  12. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:03am UTC
    Walking Disaster
    a frerard romance (with some other ships as well later on)
    *Gerard's P.O.V.*
    I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock and nearly fell out of bed. I looked over at the time. 7:00. I had school in an hour. Great, another wonderful year of torture. I literally had to drag myself out of bed. That didn't end very well because I slipped and fell flat on my face.
    "Hey Gee what are you doing up there?" Mikey shouted.
    "Shut up Mikes" I laughed despite me foul mood.
    I slowly began making my way up the stairs, being careful not to fall again. Coffee. That would wake up my senses. Surprisingly, Mikey wasn't in the kitchen. He must be straightening his hair like always. And also like always, mom was at work very early. I had to hurry up drinking my coffee or else I wouldn't have time to even get to school on time. Once again, I had to drag myself to my room so I could find some clothes. I decided to just wear my ratty old Misfits shirt and some ripped skinny jeans.
    "GERARD!" Mikey, once again, yelled.
    "WHAT!?" I screamed back.
    "Hurry it up we gotta be there in 15 minutes!"
    "Okay, okay hold on a sec."
    Soon enough, we were at school. School was the worst place I had ever been to in my life. I'm not even kidding. And I had been to a LOT of bad places in my life. School tops the list.
    "HEY GERARD! OVER HERE MAN!" I heard Deryck yell.
    I ran over to greet him. He was standing with a few of my other friends so I decied to say hi to them too.
    "Sup guys?" I asked, trying to be nice and cover my bad mood.
    "Dude, are you okay?" asked Cone (his name is Jason but we call him Cone).
    "Haha no, I'm at schoo, dude. Don't you guys feel the same?"
    "Yeah man," Bob replied, "I can't wait to get out of here, I hate school."
    After a few minutes of talking and catching up on each other, the first hour bell rang. I reluctantly made my way to my first class. Math. Ew. Well, at least I would be getting it over with sooner. Like the first day every year, I was late to class. The door to Mr. Smith's class was closed so I had to knock. After a few knocks, the door opened.
    "You must be Mr. Way I presume?" Asked the short grey haired man.
    "That's me," I replied.
    "Okay well, there are no other seats so You'll have to sit by Frank in the back, is that okay?"
    "Yes sir," I nodded and walked into the classroom. I lifted my head, and looked toward the back of the classroom. I started walking towards my seat when the kid sitting next to me looked up and said, "Hi, I'm Frank."
    "Hey, I'm Gerard," I replied, and sat down in my chair waiting for class to begin.

  13. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:00am UTC
    Walking Disaster
    Chapter 2
    *Gerard's P.O.V.*
    I was busy listening to Mr. Smith talking about ratios or whatever when I heard Frank speak up.
    "Whoa dude! You love the Misfits too?"
    "Of course!" I tried to hide me squeal but it didn't go very well.
    "Hey, what lunch do you have?" Frank asked.
    "A lunch. What about you?"
    "Same, we should sit together," he replied. For some very odd reason, I felt butterflies in my stomach.
    "For sure dude, its okay if we sit with some of my friends too right?" I asked.
    "Are they nice?" he looked somewhat worried about this when he asked.
    "Yeah man, they're some of the nicest people you could meet."
    A few classes had passed after that, and it was lunch time finally. The bell rang for A lunch and I headed towards the cafeteria. As I was walking, I felt a pair of hands cover my eyes.
    "Guess who?" a voice asked.
    "Haha nice one Frank," I laughed. He was cute when he tried to scare people. Wait. I didn't just think that did I? No.
    "So where are we sitting?" he asked.
    "At a table," I replied sarcastically. He seemed to find this amusing and started giggling like crazy. His giggle was honestly the cutest thing I had ever heard. Oh great there I go again. Anyway, I led him to our table and had him sit next to me.
    "Hey guys this is my friend Frank. He just moved here."
    "Hey Frank, I'm Ray. This is Mikey, Deryck, Cone, Bob, Adam, and Jacoby."
    Frank looked at me with a scared expression. "Wow this is a big group."
    "It's okay Frank, we're all nice here." I tried to reassure him. Except Jacoby could be a jerk sometimes, but I decided not to tell him that. I looked over at Jacoby and noticed that he was eyeing Frank like he was some circus preformer or something. I saw that Frank had his head rested on the table. He looked upset. "Hey Frank, are you okay?" I asked.
    "Huh? um yeah I'm fine Gerard."
    "Oh hey did you guys here about the party tonight?" Adam gave us a cheesy grin that I could tell he meant mischief.
    "What party?" asked Mikey.
    "It's gonna be at my place if you guys wanna come, and yes Frank I mean you too. I count you as a friend of mine"
    After making plans, we had all decided to go. Hopefully this year, things wouldn't be as bad as the party last year.

  14. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    "Say hi to the camera Frank."
    Frank: "Hi to the camera Frank"

  15. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 3:32am UTC
    I honestly don't get why people freak out over how they look. No one really cares if you're perfect or not. Life is so much easier when you don't care what people think of you. Trust me.

  16. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    I wont be updating Walking Disaster until next weekend due to being sick. I came up with some good plans so look forward to that. Thank you so much uou read it, it means a lot to me.

  17. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    most girls: *hangs out with friends, parties, drinks, does drugs*
    me: *sits at home reading gay fanfiction and crying over bands*

  18. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Stop your crying
    Helpless feeling
    Dry your eyes and start believing

  19. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:20am UTC
    You're not in this alone
    Let me break this awkward silence
    Let me go, go on record
    Be the first to say I'm sorry

  20. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:47am UTC
    I feel like dancin tonight
    I'm gonna party like it's my civil right
    It doesn't matter where
    I don't care if people stare
    'Cause I feel like dancin tonight


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