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  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:43am UTC
    I missed you again tonight, well i miss you everynight. i miss your stupid nicknames, and those smiley faces that would make me smile so bad! I miss how we would always live in the future, you said you'd see me turn 19 i said you'll see me turn 80. I was wrong. That hurts me, i didn't believe you when you aid you were going to die. I write less now, an email every week or so, a poem every once in a while, a page in my journal barely ever. I feel like i lost another brother, thats what you were to me mainly. You were in my life as my brother. You always cared, i was never alone. Remember when we made fun of you for wearing the speedo? And you said you ran out of the pool because you were so embarrassed? Remember when she saw you singing for me? That day still is in my heart so much. Or god that banana XDDD It hurts so bad to be here without you. April 10th you told her to take care of me, well it's june 17th and i guess she's doing a pretty good job. I would do anything to have you in my life again, i wonder what you smelled like, or what your voice sounded like. I wish i went and saw you. i hope you're in a better place now Alexander. I hope you are at rest with your brother. I hope you see mine up there somewhere. I'll see you again one day, i swear to god if there is a heaven, you are looking down on me. I miss you forever. Rest in Paradise Alexander Fruk </3 You will live on forever.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    You know, parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality
    to their children, but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villians was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    This is my 1,400 quote
    That means I clicked the Add a Quote button1,400 times
    I love writing quotes
    I love all of my followers
    I love everyone who favorites my quote
    I love Witty Profiles
    I love everyone who actually reads my quote
    This is like a dream come true
    I seriously can't thank you guys enough
    If anyone ever needs help I'm always here
    I'm hoping to write more quotes
    To everyone who is going through rough times
    I love you
    I'm here for you
    Let's be one big happy family
    We're all on the same team
    Let's help eachother out
    I just wanted to share my happiness from writing all these quotes
    And let you know how much this site and all of you mean to me

  5. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    This is what I want. All that I want.
    A guy bestfriend.
    That'll call me beautiful, and laugh with me when I've just woke up.
    That'll walk into my house, and feel at home.
    That'll fall onto my bed, and tell me to get out.
    That I can have stupid arguments with.
    That I can cry to.
    That'll speak to me when I've just woke up.
    That'll laugh at other people with me.
    That would hold my hand.
    That'd act crazy with me.
    That everyone would be jealous of.

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Watching a movie and yelling
    at the characters for doing something stupid.

  7. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    If i had a choic e to stay
    in the shower for the rest of my life, trust me i would.

  8. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    In the winter i sleep with 12 blankets on
    in the summer i turn on a fan and then sleep with 12 blankets on

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    In Catholic school
    We are told that Jesus is the answer to everything. So one time during a math test I wrote Jesus for ever answer. I got a 100.

  10. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    If your a unicorn, Favorite this quote

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    It breaks your heart
    When people you know: Become people you knew.
    When you can walk rite past someone as if
    they where never a H-U-G-E part of your life.
    You used to talk for hours on the phone.
    and now you cant even look eachother in the eye.
    It completely brakes my heart to know,
    Good things change:
    and there's absolutely nothing you can do.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
    gets me so angry
    they’re supposed to be awkward
    with bad haircuts
    they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    When I was a little kid
    I always said that my favorite flower was a dandelion, and my mom tried to explain to me that they were really just pesky weeds. But I never understood because they had petals, they were pretty, and you didn't even have to plant them.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Why does it take so long to make a blonde snowman?
    You have to hollow out the head.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I used to be smart.
    Then math happened.

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty sh/tty chameleon

  17. love_will_find_youuu love_will_find_youuu
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Me Shaving:
    Me: lalala my legs will be sexy and smooth
    Me: *cuts little cut in knee*
    My Brother: why cant i have a normal family

  18. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 2:43pm UTC


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