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kissonthelips

1. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2013 5:03pm UTC
   How do girls even put eyeliner on their face?
   Whenever I do it i end up making it look like i have a black eye.
   
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2. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2013 5:01pm UTC
   "If nothing goes right, go left."
   
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3. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC
   Without you,
   i'm outta my mind
   
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4. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   we aLL Have THaT secreT
   dirty rap song that we like but haven't told anyone about.
   
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5. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 2:29pm UTC
   When you want to
   post a quote but you have no idea what to post..
   
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6. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC
   Oops i accidentally
   wasted my whole summer on the computer what do i do where's the reset button umm i'm clicking it it's not working it'S NOT WORKING ABORT ABORT
   
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7. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 12:36pm UTC
   SO I POSTED A
   QUOTE 2 MONTHS AGO SAYING "SCHOOL'S FINALLY OUT" AND IT SEEMS LIKE I JUST WROTE THAT AND NOW I'M GOING BACK IN 3 WEEKS WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE HECKKKKK HELP
   
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8. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Last night i had a dream that i went outside and a guy kidnapped me and he whispered in my ear "see, you should have stayed inside on that computer hahaHAHA" and i really don't know what to make of this
   
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9. kissonthelips
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 12:24am UTC
   Live life in the third dimension.
   
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10. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    The awkward moment when a rock
    is more active than you.
    
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11. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I'm so bad at dancing,
    I even fail at doing the Harlem Shake.
    
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12. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:20am UTC
    The awkward moment when
    someone joined 3 months after you and has way more followers than you.
    
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13. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:14am UTC
    If i had a friend named Becky
    every time I talked to her I would start with, "Oh my god Becky..."
    
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14. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    SCHOOL IS OUT!
    Time to spend 31.74 hours of my day on the computer while occassionally stopping to pet my cat and grab snacks. Just like before! Oh, and also I'm going to lose all of my friends over this summer so I look like a real loner next school year!
    
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15. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Parents: go outside
    Me: okay
    Me: *goes outside*
    Me: *sits on patio chair with phone*
    
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16. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    This may not be a pretty format, but it matches my face..
    
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17. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Only two more weeks until I get out of prison!!
    Oops, wait, did i say prison?
    I meant school..
    Same thing.
    
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18. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    For some reason,
    whenever someone braids my hair, it feels super good and i get a
    strange shiver..anyone else get this?
    
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19. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    That moment when
    you're telling a story and you realize no one is
    listening to you..
    nmf
    
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20. kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    It's not about who you are
    or your fancy car, it's only
    ever about who you were.
    
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