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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    School;
    Making you realize that prostitution isn't such a bad idea.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Adding a period
    at the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic;
    lol.
    Haha.
    You're so funny.
    You're hot.
    Of course I don't hate you.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    shouldn't have
    had that second cupcake
    i moan as i reach for my 9th
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Person: It is so cold in here!
    Me: Yeah, almost as cold as my heart.
    Person:
    Me:
    Person: I'm convinced you should naturally be a ginger, because you have no soul.
    Me: I actually did have red hair..
    Person:
    Me:
    Person: *Slowly walks away*

  6. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 2:01am UTC
    I am that stupid girl
    who does her homework
    2 minutes before
    The teacher enters
    Follow for a follow :)

  7. JenBooBear JenBooBear
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    wittyprofiles
    Do you love us too, steve?

    ■ Anonymous
    most of the time.
    Ask wittyprofiles a question

  8. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
    I wonder how many of them are dead.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Me: I have a headache
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: My back hurts
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: I failed a test
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
    Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
    Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I'd say about 90% of my conversations go like this:
    Person: This bagel tastes nasty.
    Me: You taste nasty.
    Person: My shoes are covered in mud.
    Me: You're covered in mud.
    Person: I ordered Coke. This is Pepsi.
    Me: You're Pepsi.
    Person: That sunset is beautiful.
    Me: You're beautiful.
    Person: Thanks.
    Person: I'm hungry.
    Me: You're hungry.
    Person: Yea, I said that.
    Me: Oh...

  13. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Me in the morning: I'm tired don't look at me.
    Me during school: I'm tired don't touch me.
    Me after school: I'm tired don't talk to me.
    Me at bedtime: Who wants to swim to Africa and back?

  14. cutecandygirl33 cutecandygirl33
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    the times i feel im going to die
    10% on a plane
    20% on a rolercoster
    60% tripping backwards on a chair

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    Dear Jimmy365,
    If you look at the rules, more specifically rule Q, it states:
    "Quotes cannot contain signatures. Do not sign your quotes at the bottom. Your name and link to your profile will always appear next to the quote."
    I'm referring to the signatures you put at the bottom of your quotes like:
    j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e
    j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s
    and so forth.
    This isn't an argument but if you get offended
    ..cool.

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    ❝NOBODY LIKES ME❞
    -Every teenager at one point in their life

  17. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    I overheard my Ex on the
    phone saying he's being stalked.
    I think he's imagining it, I follow him home
    every night and I've never seen anyone.

  18. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    me: hey remember that time when...
    *mum comes in*
    me: ...i'll tell you later

  19. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:12am UTC
    You realize you've
    grown old when
    The latest artist
    are younger that you are
    Follow for a follow :)

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    I get so awkward and don't know what to say when someone compliments me. It's like:
    Person: you look good today
    Me: happy christmas

:)

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