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helloimasmileface

1. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   You don't know true embarrassment
   until you're sitting in a chair at school, you turn around,
   and stab your teacher in the stomach with a pencil.
   Sigh...
   
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2. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2013 5:41pm UTC
   OMG GUYS
   Today I was walking up the stairs in school and I FELL BACKWARD which would normally be VERY embarrassing but my CRUSH WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME AND I LIKE FELL ON HIM AND HE KINDA LIKE CAUGHT ME AND I'M SCREAMING OMG THIS IS JUST A WONDERFUL DAY.
   
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3. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 4:16pm UTC
   Instead of dreaming of getting
   100% on my tests, I dream of the last quote on the first page on Witty having 100 favorites. Poor inactive Witty.
   format by amenah
   
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4. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   That small moment
   of sadness when your teacher assigns seats and you're really far away from your friend.
   
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5. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   I HAVE A JOKE.
   I went outside while not eating anything at all .
   HAHAHAHA. Wait why aren't you laughing?
   
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6. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC
   Me: i won't snack today, only 3 meals ok here we go
   Me: lol tomorrow i'll do it ok
   
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7. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2013 4:16pm UTC
   *drops that thun thun thun*
   *picks it up*
   
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8. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   I may not be pretty or nice,
   but at least i never went through an 'xD' phase.
   
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9. helloimasmileface
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2013 10:28pm UTC
   If I were a superstar:
   Me: okay anyone wanna take a picture with me (; (;
   All of my fans: Ew no lol
   My cat: Ew no lol
   Best friend: Ew no lol
   Mom: Ew no lol
   
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10. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    What do you mean i can't be a tumblr girl?
    I promise you i am very clumsy??
    
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11. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    "girl you trippin"
    "i know please help me up this floor is dirty"
    
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12. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Don't you hate it
    when you're at school just trying to fit in and then you suddenly trip into your class and the whole class sees.
    -not my format.
    
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13. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    dang are you a mosquito
    because you suck.
    
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14. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    After Lady Gaga was so
    respectful to One Direction, i now officially have full respect for her.
    And to be honest i'm not even a fan of One Direction.
    
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15. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I hope that Witty
    will still be here in the future so our kids can use it.
    
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16. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    That feeling
    you get when you discover and old song that gives you tons of memories.
    
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17. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    and we cant stop and we wont stop
    (eating)
    
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18. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Why do we do this?
    Me: *reads amazing book*
    Me: THIS BOOK HAS RUINED ME FOREVER
    Me: Hey everyone read this book please
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE
    
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19. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Cool story mom!
    Please don't tell it again.
    
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20. helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:11am UTC
    Sometimes I think Lady Gaga
    puts glue on herself and rolls around in random objects.
    
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