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greyskies
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August 20, 2013 7:42am UTC

There are two people you'll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.
You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you'll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.

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greyskies
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August 18, 2013 8:22am UTC

all i want is someone to cuddle.

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greyskies
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August 3, 2013 7:09am UTC

Witty just gave me ads for cream to increase my bo/ob size, and a textbook store.
I think its trying to tell me something.
Thanks, witty. Thanks a lot.

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greyskies
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August 2, 2013 8:06am UTC

"this period is really cramping my style."

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greyskies
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July 30, 2013 8:43am UTC

held a door open. for a girl today.
didn't even get a bl.ow job.
so tired of getting friendzoned.

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greyskies
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July 27, 2013 6:01am UTC

serving size: 4
yeah
all 4 me

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greyskies
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July 26, 2013 12:37pm UTC

People who say "ilu" instead of "ily" disgust me.

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greyskies
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 10:21am UTC

royal baby born?
uh, i was born 17 years ago...
why is everybody freaking out about it now?

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greyskies
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July 24, 2013 2:21am UTC

If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're", your a moron.

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 10:38am UTC

pros & cons of wearing your pjs all day:
pros: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready
cons: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 6:11am UTC

F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work
Rachel: Just come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you.
Rachel: 'Cause Kim will freak out, she already doesn't like me.
Chandler: That's weird, I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing?
Joey: Or maybe its because you're all hanging around here.
Joey: At 11:30.
Joey: On a Wednesday.
*everybody gets up*
Chandler: Yeah, let's head off to work.
Monica: We should go.

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:58am UTC

They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:56am UTC

Sometimes when I'm alone, I use Comic Sans.

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:52am UTC

Watson: You've been in this room for two weeks.
Watson: I insist, you have to get out.
Holmes: There's nothing of interest for me...
Holmes: Out there...
Holmes: On earth...
Holmes: At all...

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:45am UTC

The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?
- Captain Jack Sparrow

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greyskies
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:40am UTC

It's better to
BURN OUT
than to
FADE AWAY

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:05am UTC

She wears short shorts
I wear pant pants

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greyskies
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July 19, 2013 5:50am UTC

- bucket
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- bucket