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Vinita*
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December 26, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Maybe the reason why
Witty isn't as popular as it used to be
is because people are
actually getting a life

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† *
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December 26, 2013 11:35am UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you wave at someone who wasn't waving at you but to the person behind you.

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Jordan.*
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December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Tips for running
faster:
1) Hot person
in front of you.
2) Creepy guy
behind you.

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:04pm UTC

me: *takes 50 selfies*
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*

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happiest*
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December 26, 2013 2:59pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC

me: oh I look nice in this picture!
me: I'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years.

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happiest*
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December 26, 2013 2:57pm UTC

I wish I was skinny enough to wear crop tops and skinny enough to wear nice skirts that show off your legs and skinny enough to look pretty in pictures and the clothes that I buy but I’m not and it frustrates me to the point where I want to cut off my fat with worn out safety scissors and sit under my bed and listen to celine dion music until I fall asleep in my own tears

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happiest*
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December 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

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Breeze
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December 16, 2013 6:59pm UTC

you're never going out of style
Format by Breeze

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mtndewhm*
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December 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC

After like 6 years I have finally figured out which Sprouse twin is my favorite

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* Sabaism *
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December 16, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Confession #67
My favourite nick-name
I've ever recieved
Is by far
'Demonic Skànk with no Balls'
Like oml
Everyone should start calling me that now
Please.

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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December 16, 2013 3:31pm UTC

It's hard to have expectations when you know they won't actually happen...

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CharliesTheName
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December 16, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Today I was at the dentist. An old couple comes in and sits down to wait. The wife gets called in and as she gets up and walks away, her husband is staring right at her a ss. Old love. So prescious.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Just be
yourself.
life is too
short to be
someone else.

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ChocoTaco
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December 16, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Me: *Creates entire army with followers and overthrows humanity*

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^_^*
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December 16, 2013 2:47pm UTC

I'm like a train station, people just come and go as they please without no care and no ones here to stay.

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ArmagedonNinjaX

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December 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC

My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know you could do better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot.", I replied
"I was talking to your girlfriend."

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Breeze
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December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
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