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boonana
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November 12, 2014 9:17am UTC

'But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, had had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?'
Mark Twain

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capsized*
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March 31, 2014 12:15am UTC

reason to not become an adult
•you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
we could end world hunger

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heyitscooper
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April 8, 2013 11:37pm UTC

What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again?

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AzraelEsdras
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April 5, 2013 1:10pm UTC

I went to Disney World yesterday for the first time since I was eight. Immediately I went to buy a Peter Pan cap. Pan has been my favorite Disney movie since I was two. After I found my cap and went on a few rides I went around looking for Peter. Once I found him I waited in line to get my picture, which probably looked odd seeing as I am sixteen years old and 5”8, standing in line next to a bunch of six year olds. Once I got up there, he saw my cap and said “Defending the park from Hook while I’m off duty?” I replied “yes, I hope I’m doing a good job!”
That was around the time he noticed the scars on my wrists. He kinda gave me a look in my eyes and said “You okay?”
I told him, “Well Peter, you’d know better than anyone how tough it is to grow up.”
And he looked at me and whispered, “Neither of us are grown up yet. We might have gotten older over the years, but we haven’t forgotten what it’s like.”
Then he told me, “Since we’re both from Neverland, and you’re my partner in crime, stand back to back with me, and cross your arms. We’ve got to do the signature pose!”
I know the guy who dresses up as Peter Pan for Disney doesn’t realize this, but all that he did for me in the five minutes I met him made me feel happier than I’ve felt in months. I felt like a child again, and feeling like a child is pretty great sometimes.
I’m not ready to grow up yet.
Found this on my tumblr dash and decided I should share it.

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Lol_SoTrue
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:34pm UTC

LolSoTrue #12
When someone says they have to ask you a question,
you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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BravoSierra
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April 5, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
*someone speaking in another language*
me: they are obviously talking about me.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Life is like a camera.
Just focus on what's important,
capture the good times,
develop from the negatives,
and if things don't turn out,
take another shot.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

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jariley*
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April 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I'm older
I want to be that one cool guy teacher.
I want to be that teacher that everyone looks up to.
I want to be that teacher that leaves such an impact on their students that their lifes change.
I want to be that teacher that teachers their students that being yourself is okay.
I want to be that teacher that every student will just be like wow.
I want to be that teacher that gives no homework.
I want to be that teacher that everyone likes.
I want to be that inspirational teacher that kids can talk to whenever they need me.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | love

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 12:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You think Lebron is better than Jordan?
Yeah right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the Looney Toons from an alien race.

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xForeverLovedx
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC

More Than Friends
e p i / / l o g u e
Amy's POV
The night I left my house to go to Carson's, my mom and dad came.
There was a huge fight between everyone.
Including, Mitch, my brother.
Carson and I finally talked to my dad and got him to realize that this wasn't an engagement ring.
He said he was just freaked out because he didn't want his "little girl" growing up.
It's now been a year, Carson and I are still together.
He's going to college, which is a little scary.
The best part is that he is going to the closest one.
"Hey, babe." Carson wraps his arm around me.
"Hello there, handsome." I smile and turn around to give him a kiss.
"Your parents said you could come stay with me in my apartment." He smiles.
"What? No way!" I start jumping up and down.
"Yes way." My dad comes out onto the porch. "I'm trusting you, no funny business."
"Yes, dad. Oh my gosh, I need to go pack!"
Instead of staying in a dorm, Carson is living in his own little apartment, getting a small job, and goling to school.
The college is only about one hour away, and we're going today I guess.
I only had to pack a couple pairs of clothes since I'm only going for the weekend.
"You done, yet?" Carson walks in after five minutes.
"Just have to grab my make-up." I walk over to my dresser.
"No, you don't need that. It's just me and you. No make-up. You're beautiful." He tells me.
"Why are you so cute?" I smirk. "Let's go."
Carson and I say goodbye to everyone and get in his car to leave.
"I love you, Amy." Carson says as he starts driving.
"I love you too, Car."
I still can't believe I've been dating my brother's bestfriend, aka my best friend, for a year and more to come.
Everyone said we had a thing, but I never believed them.
I guess I just didn't want to admit my feelings for him.
I didn't want to admit that me and my best friend were more than just friends.
But I guess we're better off as boyfriend and girlfriend.
I love and him and he loves me.
We were always more than just friends, I just never saw it at first.
NOTE: That's the end! I'm sorry if it sucked, I just needed to end it before it became more boring than it already is. I have an idea for a new story, but it's about a pregnant teen and I need to know if you, my readers, think it's "appropriate." Let me know. :D

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BravoSierra
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March 26, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My elbow is such a slút.
it bangs everything.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 8:37pm UTC

I've been obsessed with studying genes,
My friends all think I'm going through some crazy phase,
but the real reason?
I have breast cancer.
And I want to find out how it works, how I was the unlucky one.
How am I supposed to tell them that?
How do you tell your friends that you're dying?

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