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  1. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 7:42am UTC
    The usual wittian
    Socially awkward potato that can eat the contents of your fridge within ten minutes.
    No offence or whatever intended c:

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:11am UTC
    And here's to the kids
    that actually remember September 11th, 2001.

  3. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Why villains in Scooby Doo are arrested?
    For actually committing a crime
    For putting on a costume
    and scaring people.
    nmf

  4. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    That moment
    when you watch High School Musical
    and You still know the lyrics

  5. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    WHO ELSE WAKES UP
    AND CHECKS WITTY
    LIKE IT'S THE MORNING PAPER? ♥

  6. Becca315 Becca315 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Listen, I don't like their music but...
    Miley Cyrus: She got her hair basically chopped off for a little girl with cancer.
    Justin Beiber: Worked his butt off to make it where he is today, ignores everyone who hates him.
    One Direction: Also worked really hard to make it to where they are and love their fans.
    Demi Lovato: (I like her music), she was bullied all through school and now works to help stop bullying.
    I respect them. :)

  7. Screaming Screaming
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    "Somebody's cranky."
    "Somebody needs to shut up."

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    I will always have this impossible little hope
    that you'll suddenly wake up one day and realize we're meant to be together.
    ♥♥♥

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited
    when he finally sees us with the
    person He created us to be with.
    Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
    " That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
    WAS THEM."
    "Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
    noticing?""
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    nmf/
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl

  10. calmurself calmurself
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:07am UTC
    Yes I have a twin,
    no we can't read each other's minds.

  11. IWishINeverMetHim IWishINeverMetHim
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:17am UTC
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
    My Grandma has ALZHEIMER
    she doesn't remember
    her family,
    her name,
    her house...
    the only thing she has never forgotten is
    her love for my Grandpa♥
    true story
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

  12. beastgirl5555 beastgirl5555
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    FUNNY, WHEN YOU'RE DEAD HOW PEOPLE START LISTENING.

  13. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Why not..
    Take a crazy chance?
    Why not..
    Do a crazy dance?
    If you lose a moment
    you might lose a lot
    So why not, why not ...

  14. Emberlullaby Emberlullaby
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I'll stop loving you when an Apple fruit
    Grows on a mango tree
    on the 30th day of February.♥

  15. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    any other Maroon 5
    fans out there?
    :)

  16. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Okay.
    The next time I hear a school-related commerecial, I will rip the persons throat out.
    -________________________-

  17. DaBossEmma DaBossEmma
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    The sudden energy you get late at night

    nmf.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    "Shut up, you're 12."
    -Said the 13 year old

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

:)

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