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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC

ooh, sorry karmas a b*tch. lol:)
when did you change your name to karma? lol:)

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC

doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance

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The_Witty_Therapist
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April 28, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Dear boy:
(I miss you so very much.) It's been a while since we've talked.
(I couldn't stop thinking about you last night.) How've you been?
(I know that you don't, and never will care about me.) It would be nice to see you again. Whatever.
(I hope you know that no matter what, I just can't find a way to get over you. It's been ages now and i've liked other people but my heart belongs to you. I love you so much and you're never going to find out.) Talk later? Maybe.
♥

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BravoSierra
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April 19, 2012 2:21pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"Would you like the receipt in the bag?"
"Nope, you can put it in my ear."

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red_vans101
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 11:04am UTC

Normal couples:
"You hang up!"
"No, you hang up!"
Katniss and Peeta:
"You kill me!"
"No, you kill me!"

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choosecarefully
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC

•••••••••
Fave if you're one of the few people who
know the difference between your & you're
•••••••••

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:14am UTC

"It's your first year" she said
"They won't pick you" she said

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AnonymousBlue
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 11:15am UTC

grandmother: your the most beautiful of the three.
me: you say that to my little sisters, too..
mother: your beautiful and I love you.
me: you have to say that because your my mom.
dad: i will shoot the boys lined up to date her.
me: lines of invisible boys.
sisters: we want to be like you!
me: ugly and proud?
friends: your the prettier one...
me: on backwards day.
him: your amazing and beautiful.
me: omigosh, no one ever told me that before!

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BebeRox101
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC

"My nightmares are usually
about losing you. I'm okay
once i realize you're here."
~Peeta~
Format by Sandrasaurus

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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saar1415
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:54pm UTC

What are you doing?
look in the mirror, you see that girls she's stronger and better than this, wipe away the tears pick yourself up again and keep telling yourself it's gonna be okay cos you never know, it might be?
♥

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saar1415
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 5:53pm UTC

And it is hard,
loving someone,
who will never love you.♥|||||
nmf

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saar1415
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Don't let the past,
ruin the future
but remember
the past is what made you who you are today. ♥
nmf

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saar1415
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 4:03pm UTC

And it is hard,
when you are
never gonna be good enough for anyone.♥|||||
thinking of doig a series?
nmf

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saar1415
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 4:11pm UTC

recently i told my best friend my biggest secret,
one day..
i plan to tell my husband♥