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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    i haven't had internet on my phone for
    the past couple of hours. i finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books, and showered.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    D on’t change who you are
    because someone doesn’t like it.
    There will be that one person who comes along
    and they will love all those things
    someone else hated

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    If I could explain love in one word,
    it would have to be trust.
    Trust that he doesn’t cheat on you,
    trust that he doesn’t lie to
 you,
    trust that he really likes you,
    trust that he will always be
 there for you,
    trust that he can go to a party and not get high 
or drunk,
    trust that you don’t have to worry
    about him breaking 
up with you the second you wake up,
    trust that he will stick up 
for you,
    trust that he will never fall in love with another girl,

    trust that he won’t just get sick of you,
    and trust that he
 wants you like you want him

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    i wonder if earth makes fun of
    other planets for having no life.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    things i would rather do than support haylor:
    1. wear crocs
    2. watch PSY dance Gangnam Style naked.
    3. run barefoot through a field of LEGO
    4. give up chocolate
    5. drink bleach

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Hi. My name is Junie B. Jones.
    The B stands for Beatrice.
    Except I don't like Beatrice.
    I just like B and that's all.

  7. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    it's impossible to hum while holding your nose closed.
    ...now take your hand off your nose...

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    my bed wasn't feeling well this monring,
    so i stayed home to take care of it.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    getting to the part in the book where
    the title actually starts to make complete sense.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    went to my old coach's funeral today.
    i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I fell asleep
    rehearsing exactly what I want to say to you,
    not knowing if I’ll ever get the chance.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    don't try to understand women.
    women understand women and they hate each other.

  13. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I'm so good at sleeping.
    I can do it in with my eyes closed.
    Q u o t e c r e d i t t o c u p c a k e 2 0 0 x o x


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    facepalm joke #3
    How do you make an alien baby go to sleep?
    You 'rocket'
    if you don't get it, say it out loud to yourself

  16. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    facepalm joke #4
    Whats brown and sticky?
    A stick

  17. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    One Direction
    ----------------------
    is more than an obsession,
    It's love.

    nmf

  18. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    facepalm joke #1
    Why did Lucy fall of the swing?
    She had no arms.
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Not Lucy...

  19. she_is_love she_is_love
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    "I say "I'm fine", but really, I'm dying inside."
    No b.itch. When I tell you, "I'm fine", I actually am perfectly fine

  20. munster munster
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    HOW STUBBORN ARE THE SCARS
    WHEN THEY WON'T FADE AWAY
    OR JUST A GENTLE REMINDER
    THAT NOW ARE BETTER DAYS.

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