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Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 12:04pm

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Ehm....Well my name is COLTN and I like this place because I get to see what girls think :P That sounded weird so let's retry. Eh Ehm......My name is Coltn and I want to have an account on here because it is fun.......That still didn't come out right well my name is Coltn and I am here because I want to be here....XD That was better. I am 13 and I have a lot of funny stories and I have a lot of sad storied :) :( If I ever say something don't take me serious if it is an insult I just <3 to make people laugh!!!!!!!!!! I have blonde hair and brown eyes. I am 5"11 and I only play Football Blegh. I don't consider myself popular or a loner I put myself right in the middle.

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When Someone Is telling You A Joke And You Don't Get It :D
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coltnbenson
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Oh That's totally fine. I'm only HERE when you need me.
nmf

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coltnbenson
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February 24, 2012 4:23pm UTC

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ZOO PALS!!!

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:10am UTC

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Ifyou want the Raindow you have to put up with the rain.
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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 1:34pm UTC

IT'S FRIDAY!!!! :D
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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 1:35pm UTC

credittoforgeterr
I can't hear you.
I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Tests:
something that tells you that you are stupid :D

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:17pm UTC

You shouldn't be made fun of just because of who you are
NOH8♥
put an end to suicide.
stop bullying
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nmf/nm

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"Psst.. Patrick."
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than 24."
"What?"
"25."
~Misty This Is For You!

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 9:26pm UTC

I Desperately Need Followers so If you follow me I will follow back and fave 10 of your quotes...Sound like deal? :D

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coltnbenson
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February 14, 2012 4:24pm UTC

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Our school passed around flowers and I didn't get one atleast my parents love me :D

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Everyone Should Feel Special On Valentines Day Because If You Have An Animal They Will Always
Love You

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Let me get this straight.
What is the point of the 5 second rule?
Do The Germs Just Count
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
And Then They can Contamine the food?

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 9:48am UTC

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February 10, 2012 10:49pm UTC

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 7:13pm UTC

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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coltnbenson
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Facebook
Chat Today:
Me: Hey
You: Hey
Me:Sup
You:Nm
Me:Cool
Chat 2 years ago:
Me: Hey
You: Hey
Me: Whazzup
You: Tells everything that has happened.
Me: Tells Everything too
(Then a Long Conversation)

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC

NO
H8

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 3:17am UTC

I may have lost this arguement "in your mind"
But In mine I have won the battle!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
I THOUGHT THIS QUOTE WAS PRETTY COOL

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coltnbenson
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:35pm UTC

SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING YOU LIKE:
"CAN I HAVE ONE?"
"NAW"
"PLEASE I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND"
FAVE IF THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU OR YOU HAVE SAID THIS

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