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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:45am UTC
    I am mine.
    Before I am anyone else's.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2018 1:37pm UTC
    I haven't been on here in a little over a year.
    So many things are different since 2016.
    I've graduated college, first in the family. I still can't believe I'm not a college student anymore and that I'm a college graduate.
    I've really grown as a person.
    I used to love going out and drink with friends - now I live for the nights I get to spend with my dogs.
    I used to hate myself and I'm not a HUGE fan still but I'm getting there. But I don't think anyone ever really is 100% okay with themselves at all moments. And that's okay.
    I've bought my grandfather his first puppy in over 30 years. He loves her more than most things. The first month he had her, I didn't see a moment where he wasn't smiling.
    I'm 23 - which is wild. I turn 24 in November. Which is even crazier. I started going on this when I was 15. I've almost had this account for 10 years.
    It's weird to look back at quotes I made, more funny but others more personal. It's awful to know how much pain I used to be in. But it's amazing to see how far I have come.
    I didn't even know if I'd make it to 20, let alone 23. I never was suicidal but I really hated my life, for whatever reason.
    Now I just love being alive. For my mom, for my grandparents, for my dogs and cats. For myself.
    I'm still scared of what's to come but I think that's what keeps me motivated.
    I don't know, Witty was my safe haven growing up. It's what helped me get through a lot of things and I'm glad I had this website.
    I used to play in softball tournaments on the weekends and come home after those wins and losses and post quotes. I was so excited to post quotes - sometimes I even limited myself to only 10 a day when in reality I would wanna post like 30.
    I'm only 23 years old. I'm a recent graduate of college. I still can't believe I made it.
    I'm not always fully okay but I still am here and I'm glad I'm here.
    I've got a long way to go to where I want to be but I have that faith that I'll make it.
    Never lose hope in yourself.
    Show the world what they didn't think you could do.
    Hang in there and just know if you aren't okay now, you will be. It may take years like it took me, but you'll get there. It's so worth the wait.
    Live your best life.

  3. Paula_P* Paula_P*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2019 4:42pm UTC
    Omg omfg I just can't believe it 😊😊😊
    Thank you God for this miracle.
    Thank you for all the blessings. This day just changed my life, my way of seeing things. Omg I'm feeling so blessed and happy and grateful for everything.

  4. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2018 11:58pm UTC
    I invite and acknowledge only Positive thoughts and people who create Happiness in my Life.

  5. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2018 8:15pm UTC
    I promise
    I’ll see you
    on the other side

  6. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2018 8:20pm UTC
    Dear Stranger who saved my life,
    I don't really know why you did what you did. Your girls were late to dance class because of me, and I'm sorry. I wish there was a way to tell you. Sometimes I hate that you saved me. But there's no way to tell you. Most times I am really thankful that you stepped in that day. And I'd love to tell you in person.
    But all that I know about you is that you have two patient daughters and a phone that can dial 911. You have a light blue Ford Focus and a caring heart. I wish I knew even just your name, so I could message you on Facebook. But I can't.
    There is good in this world that you showed me in the most real way, but I don't know who or where you are. Somewhere you're out there. And I thank you.

  7. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2018 1:20am UTC
    If you don't like the Fruits you are growing, then change the Seeds you are sowing.

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2017 8:24pm UTC
    I miss old wittyprofiles.

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 7:50pm UTC
    When youare looking at your cush When your crush looks back at you

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am UTC
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks

  11. jilbn602 jilbn602
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2015 5:18pm UTC
    I'm watching this man who's so into his phone, not saying hi, giving no reaction,
    you'd tell him no electronics aloud but for all you know that could be his only distraction.
    Then there's the woman who could be an actress playing a smile,
    she looks happy, yet she's still in this room, I bet she's been hurting for a while.
    Another lady, seeming classy with her high heel shoes,
    it's 70 degrees yet she wears a warm jacket to cover the wounds.
    Even this little girl who's so new to this life,
    here she asks why her own mother doesn't treat her right.
    You can't forget the boy who's had alcohol in his system since he was 10,
    worst part is it was out of peer pressure and doctors have been trying to save him since who knows when.
    Finally the average teenager greeting everyone with a pout,
    yet nobody knows how many times he's tried taking the easy way out.
    you never know what people are going through,
    everyone carries a weightful burden, even you.
    no one is perfect, everyone feels their own sense of pain,
    but you could never have a rainbow, without any rain.

  12. jimchrom jimchrom
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2015 9:03am UTC
    I would rather make a difference in someone's world than the world.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2015 11:11pm UTC
    How many calories do you burn jumping to all these conclusions?

  14. livreagle livreagle
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2015 4:43pm UTC

  15. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 8:49pm UTC
    The Most Painful Goodbye Are Thoses That Even Though
    They Were Never Said, The Heart Already Knows It's Over

  16. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 7:49pm UTC
    Insecure in her skin,
    Like a puppet, a girl on a string

  17. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 8:58pm UTC
    In English class at the beginning
    of the year, my class was told to write
    a letter to ourselves about our lives
    at the moment. my teacher locked
    them away and said we would write
    a response to that letter at the end
    of the year. we've just gotten the letters
    back, and I decided to write
    my response to my September self
    on here, for all to see. hope you all enjoy.
    Dear self,
    Your first impressions of school weren't that far off, honestly. Sure, there were classes that you liked over others, but overall, the experience was "alright." I'm pleased to inform you that you made friends in your new classes. You met Diana in U.S. History, Shai in Psychology, and Sam in Chemistry.
    You actually did get into a relationship with Joe (congratulations man) and you guys dated on and off for eight months. You loved him so fu//cking much. You went to prom too and you had a BLAST. No, Mom didn't stop drinking, sorry. But I strongly believe it'll stop soon enough. You'll have the courage to stand up to her. Don't worry, you still maintained contact with your group of friends. You saw them a lot at Tech. You still went to Sarah's every Wednesday. You had a bomb-a//ss Christmas party. You had a really nice birthday. You did sign up for Tech and you worked on Frankenstein and Hairspray. They were very fun and memorable shows.
    I believe you actaully did become a bettter reader and writer this year. You read the whole Harry Potter series and watched all the movies, and you're such a big fan now. (Don't you roll your eyes at me, Past Nicole, Harry Potter is freaking AWESOME) You started writing a lot more, and you've been keeping a journal for over six months. You didn't work as hard as you should have in English though. Maybe you were too distracted by Joe. You didn't put 100% of your effort into this school year as a whole either. But senior year will be your year. It's your last year of high school, and you're going to make it count.
    I'm proud to say you survived your junior year of high school. You learned a lot, lost about 35% of your purity, made new friends, and you finally decided not to take anyone's sh//it when you turned 17. I love the new you. Stick to your guns, little homie, I love you.
    Your 9-month-later self,
    P.S: yeah man

  18. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    Her Survey❣
    What color is her hair? Brown
    What style is it? wavy
    What color are her eyes? green-gray-gold
    Does she have a cute smile? yeeeeessss
    Braces? lazy with invisaline
    Glasses? nope
    Abs? working on them
    Height? 5'3ish"
    What grade is she in? 12th
    How did you meet her? summer play 2013
    How long have you known her? a little over a year
    Does she play any sports? track & field
    Can she play the guitar? nah
    Any other music instrument? violin kind of
    Do you guys ever text? everyday
    How about instant message or Facebook? yup
    What would she wear on a typical day? she wears different things but I'm just gonna say shirt and pants/shorts
    What's something you've seen her wear? Minion Sweatshirt
    Do your friends know that you like her? yeah lol
    Do your friends like her? yup! all but one
    Do any of your teachers know that you like her? yeah its pretty obvious
    Do your parents know? yeah
    Do they know she exist? yeah
    Do you think they would like her if you were dating her? I am dating her and they love her
    Have you met her parents? yeah
    What would she do if she saw your Witty? probably call me a derp
    Your Tumblr? dont have one
    Does she know you like her? yeah i would think so! lol
    Do you think she feels the same? i would think so haha

  19. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 9:51pm UTC
    "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes."

  20. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 9:48pm UTC
    do you ever just see something
    that you never even wanted to see in the first
    place and it pretty much haunts
    you for the rest of the day


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