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caoimhs289
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September 8, 2013 8:57am UTC

"Have you known any men? Of course not. How about women? Horses?"
-Jaime Lannister to Brienne of Tarth

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caoimhs289
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August 4, 2013 5:36am UTC

Okay, guys my Witty Forum is up and running. If you'd click on the link below and visit "General Disscussion" then click on the newest post!! Thanks!

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caoimhs289
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August 3, 2013 5:46pm UTC

i made a witty forum. ill post the link below

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caoimhs289
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August 3, 2013 4:16am UTC

The Shower= The place of thoughts and decision making.

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caoimhs289
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August 3, 2013 4:08am UTC

Don't test the ones you love,
It'll only tear us down,
If you want to feel alive
Then learn to love your ground

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caoimhs289
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August 3, 2013 4:03am UTC

Things always seem way funnier when you have a drink in your mouth

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caoimhs289
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July 31, 2013 4:46pm UTC

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places,"
Albus Dumblebore

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caoimhs289
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July 12, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Valar Morghulis

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caoimhs289
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July 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Skinny Friend: You eat too much.
Me: STFU No one likes you!!

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caoimhs289
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July 12, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Teacher: You've got extra homework.
Me: Ain't nobody got time for that!

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caoimhs289
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June 17, 2013 4:17pm UTC

When your with your friend and she starts talking to another person,
And you're left there like the third-wheel

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caoimhs289
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June 17, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Me: *Looks in mirror*
Me: I'm so fat
Me: *cries*
Me: *eats a bag of crisps, three cakes, my sister and the tv*

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caoimhs289
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June 16, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Ice Cream Dude: What would you like sir?
George R R Martin: 2 scoops of vanilla with a sprinkle of "your f/cking feelings" please

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caoimhs289
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June 16, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Parents: What is this Witty?
Me: Just a website full of, uh, quotes and stuff

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caoimhs289
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June 15, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Me: *Checks phone every 5 minutes to see if someone has texted, even though I know no one has*

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caoimhs289
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June 15, 2013 2:13pm UTC

my profile picture is now me ^_^

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caoimhs289
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June 15, 2013 1:54pm UTC

"Saw the whole thing dude. First you were all like 'Woah' and we were all like 'Woah' and then you were like 'Woah..'"
~Marlin, Finding Nemo

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caoimhs289
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June 14, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Come with me,
Into the trees,
We'll lay on the grass,
And let the hours pass

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caoimhs289
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June 8, 2013 8:12am UTC

Weep Little Lion Man, you're not as brave as you were and the start.

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caoimhs289
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June 8, 2013 8:09am UTC

Spongebob: Patrick, why are you here?
Patrick: Two words, Spongebob. Na Chos

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