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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC
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    I want to be thin and hot for summer,
    but I also want brownies.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Any pain
    you are going through right now;
    it will end.
    Take a deep breath.
    Think of that one, bright, happy thing in your life
    and smile.
    Live another day.
    It’s worth it.
    Trust me.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    me: *drops food on the floor*
    germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
    king germ: wait.
    king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
    king germ: it is the rule.

  4. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:10am UTC
    Be Neighborly & .

  5. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 2:12am UTC
    So I woke up from a nap and I felt tired then I felt sick, now I want a milkshake.
    Then make a milkshake?
    No, because my dad doesn't like boys all up in our yard.
    This is why your my bestfriend.

  6. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Today , I realized that,
    If you run full speed,
    The automatic doors
    → open in time

  7. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:59am UTC
    My mom took away my unicorn,
    Fave this is you think thats wrong.

  8. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 10:19am UTC
    Due tomorrow= Do tomorrow

  9. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
    He decides to test it at dinner.
    Dad: Son,where were you today during school hours?
    Son: At school *Robot slaps son*
    Son: OK,I went to the movies.
    Dad: Which one ?
    Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
    Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
    Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn was!
    *Robot slaps Dad*
    Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO m

  11. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
    On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
    On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
    On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
    On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
    On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
    On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
    On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
    On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
    On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Follow the most adorable account in the world


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