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UnicornExpress

Status: Traveling the dark world of tumblr.

Member Since: 6 Oct 2012 02:12am

Last Seen: 21 Sep 2020 11:23am

Location: Behind you ;)

Gender: F

user id: 333336

48 Quotes
227 Favorites
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 ♥Welcome♥

Hi, I'm Paige an average Australian girl.

I dont copy anybodys quotes and if you find somebody with the same quote it means they could of copied me or they have the same idea nobody needs to make a big deal about it please.

At the moment I love Muse, Summer, IceCream, Maxmoefoe, Youtube, SlenderMan, My iPhone, Panic! At the disco, Paramore, Shane Dawson, My Chemical Romance, KickThePj, Danisnotonfire, Christmas, Music, Shopping, Oreo Cheesecake, Witty, Coloured Layouts, Working HTML, Food, Amazing Phil, Modern Family, Janoskians, CrabStickz My friends (AussieChick104, FruitcakeNpopcorn and RavenLight), My 2 Cats, Fashion and Straight hair.

Please favourite, comment and follow if you follow me I always follow back I'm willing to chat to anybody feel free to post on my comments wall thing..

I.L.Y
-UnicornExpress
 



 
  1. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    yeah woop first day of summer go freeze your ars.e of everyone else.

  2. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    We are the
    Jack-o-Lanterns
    in july setting fire to the sky.

  3. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cause how can you be grumpy
    When the sun Shines Out Your Bum

  4. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Judge: Your client has been found guilty of first dergree murder.
    White Girl: You're*
    The judge is astonished at the lawyer's closing argument, the case is closed and the defendant is freed of all charges.

  5. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    You could even be a rollerblading unicorn.
    -Dan Howell.

  6. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:21am UTC
    Dearest Swag f.gs,
    I'm writing you this message to tell you how naughty you have been using the 'Y' word and that it can very disrespectful to all the cats who have nine lives.
    Sincerly,
    Grumpy Tumblr Girl. x

  7. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:59am UTC
    So we are favouriting our own quotes are we now?
    Ignore my spelling Of favouriting I'm Australian.

  8. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:55am UTC
    What Youtubers do you guys watch? Common I need some witty friends ^__^

  9. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    c a u s e' I s e e
    Sparks Fly
    w h e n e v e r y o u s m i l e

  10. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    You just realised.
    "heck" is combination of the words "hell" and "f*(c)k"

  11. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Hey Guys, we're the Janoskians.
    asdfghjkl to many feels

  12. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:21am UTC
    Ironic Yolo.

  13. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:30am UTC
    I'm not a leaf.
    I'm a tree.
    -Beau Brooks

  14. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:50am UTC
    Just drug him and when he wakes up be like
    "you just woke up from a
    coma, we've been married
    for the past 5 years."

  15. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Thankyou Cleverbot.

  16. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Type your name: Paige
    Type your name with your elbow:pasqwikbn43
    Type your name with your eyes closed: paige
    Type your name with your nose: uhdf
    Bash your head into the keyboard: jlqegnj674
    Now repost this with your name :]

  17. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    geflkndfkjqghqjtre
    Oops

  18. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I K N E W Y O U W E R E
    trouble
    W H E N Y O U W A L K E D I N

  19. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Merry
    Christmas c:

  20. UnicornExpress UnicornExpress
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 5:00am UTC
    I M N O T A S U P E R H E R O
    I'm not that kinda guy.
    But I cant save you baby give me a try.
    -Superluv Shane Dawson

:)

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