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  1. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Woah, woah ,woah. Did anyone else realize that sudden Witty change?

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Sh/t happens.I mean, look at your face.

  3. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    The faster i type my password, the more secret agent-y i feel.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Having all your friends in 1 class
    Then not having any in the rest

  6. SaraMarieHoran SaraMarieHoran
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    typical people: omgomgomgomg i love hunger games
    annoying people: omgomgomg i love twilight
    best people on earth: still waiting on my acceptance letter to Hogwarts...

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    YOU TRIED SO HARD
    t o b e t h e p e r s o n
    e v e r y o n e w a n t e d y o u t o b e
    maybe
    y o u s h o u l d h a v e b e e n
    t h e p e r s o n y o u w a n t e d t o b e
    formay by jimmy365

  8. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Friend: What do you do for the math homework?
    Me: Find the answers...
    Friend: Oh you mean solve the problems?
    Me: Yes... solving the problems would be good.
    Friend: Oh my gosh I get it now!
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: *facepalm*

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Me: *buys one cat*Me: *buys 72 more cats*

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Body: Can't fall asleep at night.
    Can't wake up in the morning.

  11. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    $19.99
    because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:49am UTC
    I hate when girls go, "Oh, it's autumn/winter. I need a boyfriend to keep me warm."
    No, you can buy a coat like the rest of us singles.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Plot twist: You find your parent's witty.

  14. BabeeGurl BabeeGurl
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    I feel bad for the Forever Alones
    who are alergic to cats

  15. ForeverAWittian ForeverAWittian
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Funny how...
    The government says I become an adult when I turn 18
    While any place that charges admission I become an adult at 13

  16. LittlePrincess LittlePrincess
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
    Moseby: You're welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
    London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
    Moseby: Hello?
    London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

  17. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I wonder how police on bikes arrest people.
    Police: Your under arrest, get in the basket.

  18. a_guy_with_a_knife a_guy_with_a_knife
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I hate when you really are a funny person,
    & then somebody asks you to be funny...
    and everything funny you've ever thought of, heard, or seen
    just dissapears from your head.

  19. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    The sky isn't always
    blue. The sun doesn't
    always shine. It's ok
    to fall apart sometimes.
    format by neversaynever16

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    where can i uninstall school

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