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  1. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2016 8:06am UTC
    Pain is never permanent,
    but tonight it's killing me.

  2. Wifey6614 Wifey6614
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2015 6:25pm UTC
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let them boys between your legs, they'll say your cute , they'll say your fiene but in 9 months they'll say it ain't mine.

  3. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2015 7:17pm UTC
    Maybe I should go. You are happy now with him you're happy. Haha congrats...

  4. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 9:50pm UTC
    i am WAY too in love with this film....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Losemyselfinadaydream* Losemyselfinadaydream*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2015 3:32am UTC
    me: watches 5 hour-long episodes of a tv show in a rowfriend: sends me link to an eight minute videome: wtf i dont have time for this

  7. SadGurl SadGurl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2015 12:49am UTC
    "come back!" she screamed in the darkness.
    "we're here now. Dont worry" someone whispered
    "who are you?" she cried
    "we are the voices who will now haunt you forever because you answered us."

  8. jessiccaaxx* jessiccaaxx*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2015 9:45pm UTC
    "Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and a gold star
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts
    That was the year Father Tracy
    took all kids to the zoo
    And he let them sing on the bus
    And his little sister was born
    with tiny toenails and no hair
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a
    Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    And his father always tucked him in bed at night
    And was always there to do it
    Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A
    and asked him to write more clearly
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because of it's new paint
    And the kids told him
    that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews
    And sometimes they would burn holes
    That was the year his sister got glasses
    with thick lenses and black frames
    And the girl around the corner laughed
    when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
    And the kids told him why
    hi mother and father kissed a lot
    And his father never tucked him in bed at night
    And his faher got mad
    when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper torn from his notebook
    he wroe a pom
    And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    And that's what it was all about
    And his professor gave him an A
    and a strange steady look
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    That was the year that Father Tracy died
    And he forgot how the end
    of the Apostle's Creed went
    And he caught his sister
    making out on the back porch
    And his mother and father never kissed
    or even talked
    And the girl around the corner
    wore too much makeup
    That made him cough when he kissed her
    but he kissed her anyway
    because that was the thing to do
    And at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
    his father snoring soundly
    That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
    he tried another poem
    And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    Because that's what it was really al about
    And he gave himself an A
    and a slash on each damned wrist
    And he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didn't think
    he could reach the kitchen."

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 12:21am UTC
    All i have ever wanted since I first saw you was to kiss you. i don't know why but i know that i want you. i may do anything in my power to get you. just know that i won't give up on you, even if it kills me.

  10. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 7:14pm UTC
    ISIS is ran by Furbies.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    If you yell at me there is a 99% chance it will ruin my entire weekand I'll mope around like a whiney littleb.itch baby.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 11:54am UTC
    my ex refuses to acknowledge
    what he did to me. before he would
    admit that he forced me to do things
    I didn't want to do, and now he keeps
    saying that I'm lying; that I wanted it.
    his excuse used to be that I didn't
    fight back "hard enough" or that he
    just simply didn't hear me tell him
    "stop" and "no" (over and over again.)
    but now he says that it never happened,
    that I asked for it, that I'm making it up,
    and that I never said no, or even struggled.
    I didn't want it, at any point. It's not like
    I'm trying to get him arrested or anything,
    I just want him to admit what he did,
    mean it, and not change his story in
    order to make him the victim.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 10:38pm UTC
    up date:
    in one day of school, I heard
    11 r.ape jokes, 14 race jokes,
    and 7 homophobic jokes.
    also, I changed my seinor
    project to an essay on why
    all of that is wrong.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    Yesterday, my friend and I went
    to the mall because she got engaged
    on Christmas Eve and wanted to get
    a wedding book. She picked out a
    massive wedding, like, bible (it's
    actually really cool. I wish I was
    getting married just so I can get
    one.) Well, when she was checking
    out, the cashier was making small
    talk. He asked "ah, a wedding book?
    whose wedding it it?" and my friend
    replied it was for hers. After he rang
    her up, there was this older guy that
    started waving and shoving his card
    in the cashier's face. We all assumed
    he was being rude, and was trying to
    hurry up and pay for his things, even
    though that cashier wasn't the one
    ringing him up. Then he said "hey,
    weddings are expensive. consider
    this your first wedding gift." It was
    so sweet. My friend started turning
    red and it lookedl ike she was going
    to cry. It makes me very happy.

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2015 5:28pm UTC
    there's a difference between jokes,
    and making ignorant comments with
    the intention of hurting someone, and
    then playing it off as a joke so that you
    don't have to take reponsibility of
    actually hurting someone.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 10:39pm UTC
    I'm so stoked for pi day this year.
    because it'll be 03/14/15.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 10:14pm UTC
    people on witty are so nice.
    like, seriously tho. I could ramble
    about my problems to people in
    real life, and they'd just ignore it,
    or change it to be about them, but
    on witty there is always at least one
    person to offer to talk. if you are
    one of those people, you are fab.
    I mean, if I don't respond, that is
    my bad. I read it, but I have the
    social skills of a constant, overly
    anxious 6th grader, so replies do
    not get very far (especially if you
    are a user that I find hella rad, and
    follow, and offers help/advice
    frequently. I mean, then you're like
    the cool kind and I'm like the kid
    that no one talks to- which is oddly
    accurate irl.)

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 7:04pm UTC
    you'll never hate me,
    as much as I hate myself.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 11:03pm UTC
    "you struggled, or so you say.."
    -my (now ex) boyfriend, trying to
    defend himself for being friends
    with my r.apist. lol the guys in my
    county are such t.wats.

  20. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 11:26pm UTC
    I'm single & be ignoring people like I'm taken

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