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  1. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I'm done. I am so done.
    Witty is dead. We've gone too far this time, and now it's gone for good. Telling people to "go kill themselves" is crossing the line. Who really freaking cares if someone doesn't like Nutella? It's a food. A damn food. The whole world isn't going to like it. And who cares if someone doesn't like One Direction? We all have different music tastes. And who cares if someone doesn't agree with gay marriage? You all say "how does gay marriage affect you?" But listen to your own words. How does someone not agreeing with gay marriage effect you? Seriously. You have your opinions and they have theirs. So why should you give a damn? We're complaining that Witty is changing, but we're not even doing anything about it but arguing. Where is all of this getting us? Oh, lets see. No where. No. Freaking. Where. Open your eyes, guys. We're all re-creating the drama that we came on to escape. And now, instead of helping people, we've killed people. Yeah, that's right. Some people have killed themselves, just like you told them to. How does that make you feel?
    How about you dumbasses all build a bridge and get your thick heads over it?
    I'm not even sorry.

  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I feel like
    I can't do a thing on witty without someone having a negative opinion about it.

  4. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Charlotte White
    I sat next to my mother on the bench in the vacant subway station as we waited for our subway to arrive. We had just got done with a charity event and were on our way home to pack for our vacation to the Caribbean with my dad the next day. It was a late Saturday night in upstate New York, everyone was home in their luxurious houses.
    “Hey mom, how long do you think the plane ride is going to be?” I asked curiously.
    “Trust me honey, it’s going to be very long. Don’t worry though you’ll sleep most of the ri-“
    “MOM WATCH OUT!” I screeched stopping her in mid-sentence. Inches away from my Mother’s back was a huge, dark, horrifying looking man, holding a gun to my mother’s head.
    “DROP YOUR PURSE. NOW” The man said, his voice echoing through the subway station.
    In complete shock, the purse fell out of her hands and hit the floor. The man snatched up the purse and made a break for the stairs as his getaway.
    “SOMEBODY HELP US!” My Mother screeched in desperation.
    The man froze on the stairs. He turned on his heal and looked straight at my mom.
    “Stand behind me Charlotte. Now.” She whispered to me.
    I tried to hide behind my mother and prepare myself for what was about to happen. I closed my eyes in fear. The next thing I heard was an ear piercing bang that erupted from the stairs of the subway station. I opened my eyes to see my mother on the floor surrounded by a pool of her own blood. The gunman was nowhere to be seen.
    I felt the tears well up in my eyes. I was all alone in an empty subway station with my mom lying there dead on the floor. I felt so vulnerable, so weak. My knees hit to the floor next to my mother as hot tears started to stream down my face. All the memories of my mom started to flood back to me of all the great times we had together. All the "I love you's" all of the fun times together, now gone. My tears started to turn into loud sobs and cries for help from anyone in hearing distance. But no one was there.
    No one at all.
    Nothing says drama like a murder to start of a book! Woohooo! I've decided to use the story Snow White and make it modern with alot of deep twists. If you would like a summary of the original story of snow white to refresh your memory go here:
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  5. IAmAFallenAngel IAmAFallenAngel
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    And then you die.

  6. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  7. RebeccaLynn05 RebeccaLynn05
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I want a guy to love me like Forrest loves Jenny.

  8. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Will the world end on December 21?
    Fave for no
    Comment for yes
    Not asking for faves, just wondering :]

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    spoons, carrots, mirrors, cats, and leprachauns:
    all random words until five special boys come along and give them meanings.

  10. Crazyxx Crazyxx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:53am UTC
    my quote -crazyxx
    Hi why don't you eat some make up,
    so you can try to be pretty on the inside

  11. emmygibby emmygibby
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:58am UTC
    highlight the numbers,
    press ctrl and f,
    then type 9 and press enter..
    your welcome:)

  12. AnimexFreak AnimexFreak
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:35am UTC
    I like this font
    cause it makes me think of olden days
    *tips hat*
    "good day"

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 9:10am UTC
    "There comes a day when you realise turning the
    page is the best feeling in the world, because you realise there's so much
    more to the book than the page you were stuck on."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  14. lovelivelaugh5 lovelivelaugh5
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:26am UTC
    .when you realise that you are no longer friends with the person you used to call your best friend.

  15. leighak13 leighak13
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    This will make it to top quote.

  16. Roxeyd Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. Boo_s.
    2. _ _ ndom.
    3. F_ _ k.
    4. P_n_s.
    5. Pu_s_.
    6. S_x.
    1. Books. 2. Random. 3. Fork. 4. Pants. 5. Pulse. 6. Six.
    You got all six wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    My period is
    like Adele...
    it comes out of the blue and uninvited ._.

  19. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:24am UTC
    i hate the fact that
    three months ago, Niall didn't deserve
    to be in the band and now that he's
    "hot" everyone loves him?
    <3 if you loved him from the start.

  20. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Dear, One Direction
    I know that one day i will go on with my life. Finish school and start a family. I may not be a Directioner forever but in 5O years, when i have grandchildren, I will be watching the television and there'll be news that one of the five boys of One Direction has passed away. I will tremble a little and sit down. My grandchildren will ask me what is wrong. I'll say nothing. But then i'll stand up and go to my room, open a drawer and there'll be a box. In that box is my past. I'll look at the first thing in that box and it'll be a picture of the five most amazing boys that once made my life complete. I may have never met them in flesh but that wont matter to me. A tear will stream down my cheek as I look at all the posters and hold up the 'Up All Night' CD in my hands. I will remember the disappointment when the More Than This video came out and it was just a clip from the DVD. I will remember my very mad parents screaming at me for being insane and listening to WMYB while singing at the top of my lungs. The countless sleepless nights of fangirling with my best friend. The dreams of once seeing them and them then falling in love with me. I will have a flashback of all the things i did involving the boys. My blog i spent hours on. I will be so deep in my thoughts that i wont even notice me sobbing. My granddaughter will come to see why i've been gone for so long. She'll see that im crying and ask what is that in my hand. I'll then say: "These are the five boys that made me stay up until 4am to watch a twitcam. Fight with directionators and protect their girlfriends. They made me cry but most importantly these five amazing boys were my first love. I will never forget them". I will put away the box and go on with my life, but there will always be a litlle place in my heart just for the five boys of One Direction.
    this made me cry:')


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