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PrettyXPrincess

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Member Since: 11 Oct 2011 02:51pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2014 04:42am

user id: 226022

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119 Followers
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  1. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    To Big Bang Theory fans,
    why can Penny (waitress) afford her
    own apartment,
    whilst Sheldon and Leonard (scientists)
    can not?
    (:

  2. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Dear mosquitos,
    bite me where ever you want,
    but please don't fly around my ears.
    - Sincerely, the human race.

  3. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Pick up lines #1
    Boy: Yo, girl is your name Google?
    Girl: Uhm no, why?
    Boy: Because you got everything
    I've been searching for.
    10 ♥ for series (:

  4. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Its hard to forget someone,
    who has given so much to remember.

  5. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    In the morning:
    Me: I'm so tired, going to sleep early tonight.
    At 03:00am
    Me: *Bloodshot eyes* I'm never going to log out of Witty.

  6. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    The other day in PSHE:
    Teacher: The average person spends 3 - 4 hours on computer a day.
    Me: LOL, you mean people with lives.
    Me: Oh wait...

  7. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    My thoughts before I shower:
    Me: I don't want to.
    Me: It'll be too cold.
    Me: Why is my brother screaming.
    Me: Haha, he fell.
    Me: What song am I going to sing.
    Me: I should totally become a singer.
    Me: Where did I leave my clothes!?
    Me: Oh, I'm holding them.
    Me: Ok, I'm going in.
    Me: I don't know whether to be happy or miserable.
    *While in shower*
    Mum: Open the damn door! I'm desperate.
    Me: I'm naked.
    Mum: I don't care, who do you think used to clean your butt.
    Me: Fml. -____-

  8. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    My school photo
    looks like a mugshot.
    In other words, I look like a psycho.

  9. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC
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  10. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Everytime I walk near them
    she gets all cuddly with him.

  11. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I have
    69
    followers.
    And I just laughed for 5 minutes straight at the fact :'D

  12. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    That awkward 5 second lap dance
    you give somone when moving to a seat in a
    movie theatre.

  13. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    The only difference in my school uniform,
    When it's warm - Don't wear socks.
    When it's cold - Wear socks.

  14. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    My best friend panicks under pressure
    so when a random guy from school asked her out on FB
    she said yes!
    Sad thing is when she was going to end their 1 day
    relationship.
    he gave her a ♥ gorgeous♥ necklace.
    She still wants to end it.

  15. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Today my friends stole all the contents out of my school bag,
    I didn't even notice until the end of school.
    They said that I'm the definition of unobservant,
    Pfft, as if.

  16. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    When I become a teacher,
    I will intentionally seat a person next to their crush.

  17. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 11:44am UTC
    My logic:
    *Before exam*
    Oh, I'm surely going to pass, no need to revise/study, now where did I put my phone?
    *After exam*
    OMG! Why didn't I pass?!

  18. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    How can someone love you
    If you can't love yourself?

  19. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    You're the nail
    To my toe.

  20. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    What happens in my house:
    Brother 1: Can I have a glass of water?
    Me: Of course!
    *Goes to kitchen and sees brother 2 crying*
    Me: What the hell happened, was it them bullies hmm? Imma go steal their lego!
    Brother 2: No, it's just that I don't like how I'm overweight :'(
    Me: Don't worry little bro, sister Hasiba is here to help now do 30 sit up in one go.
    *Brother 2 does up to 27 sit ups and gets tired but still keeps going*
    Me: I am your new health and exercize instructor because I'm an awesome sister.
    Brother 2: Thanks, I owe you, and I'm awesomer!
    Me: Ok, don't get carried away, we don't want you to have an asthma attack :)
    *Goes back to living room after 20 minutes*
    Brother 1: Where's my glass of water?
    *I start laughing like a hyena and brothers look at me like I'm a crazy hobo*
    I LOVE MY FAMILY!

:)

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