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PrettyXPrincess

1. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Childhood
   is the time when you like Jerry
   and admire his cleverness.
   Maturity
   is the time when you understand that Jerry
   is a complete a**hole
   and you feel sorry for Tom.
   
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2. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   That moment of accomplishment
   when you get a higher mark
   than the smartest kid
   in class.
   
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3. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC
   If sleep is so important,
   why do we have to wake up
   so early for school?
   
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4. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   I have to stop asking
   'How stupid can you get?'
   I think people are starting
   to take it as a
   >>challenge<<
   mq (:
   
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5. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   It's funny
   how you care about my looks
   >>more than I do<<
   
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6. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   In class:
   Teacher: If I offer you money or brains, what would you choose?
   Boy: Money of course.
   Dumb girl: I prefer brains, hehe.
   Quiet boy: Well everbody chooses what they don't have.
   Everyone: *Silence*
   Me: Burrnn.
   True story.
   
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7. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   We all have
   that moment of relief
   when you wake up from a nightmare,
   the problem is that my eyes
   >>are already wide open<<
   
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8. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 2:17pm UTC
   I'm from Hong Kong and
   no, we don't eat
   >>snakes<<
   *Glare*
   
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9. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   Pick up lines #6
   Boy: My love for you is like...
   Girl: Aww..
   Boy: Diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
   
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10. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Trying to forget someone ♥
    you love is like ♥
    trying to remember someone ♥
    you've never met. ♥
    nmq
    
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11. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who hits you when
    >>she laughs<<
    
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12. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    We love the ones
    who ignore us,
    whilst we ignore the ones
    who love us.
    
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13. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your mum
    compares you to
    another kid and she
    has no idea how
    much worse
    they are than you.
    nmq
    
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14. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Pick up lines #5
    Boy: The force is strong with you.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because baby, Yodalicious!
    
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15. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Pick up lines #4
    Boy: Excuse me, I'm new in town.
    Girl: How can I help you?
    Boy: Can I have directions back
    to your place? (;
    
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16. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Pick up lines #3
    Boy: Are you religious?
    Girl: Yes, why?
    Boy: Because you're the
    answer to my prayers!
    
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17. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Girls are like abstract paintings,
    even though you can't understand them.
    They are still beautiful.
    nmq
    
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18. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    In school:
    Friend: Hey, can I drink some water from your water bottle?
    Me: Oh, sure (:
    Friend: *Takes one sip and gives it back*
    Me: What was the point of even asking?
    
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19. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Pick up lines #2
    Boy: Do you have a band aid?
    Girl: Uhm no, why?
    Boy: Because I scraped
    my knee falling for you!
    10 ♥ for series (:
    
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20. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    *In class*
    Me: I don't have a pen!
    Guy who is crushing on me: Here, you can have mine :D
    Me: Err, no thanks. I'll manage...*creeped out face*
    My crush: *Throws pen on my desk*
    Me: OMG! Thank you so very much *hyperventilating*
    
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