LukeeyBrooks

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LukeeyBrooks

Status: Why Dont I Look Like Acacia Clark

Member Since: 5 Oct 2013 08:32pm

Last Seen: 1 Nov 2013 01:00pm

Location: California :] but soon to be L.A

Gender: F

user id: 372811

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I came in like

a wrecking ball

LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Person: can i use your lapto-
Me: no.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Thought's during class:
--move your fat head, i cant see anything.
-can you please shut up ?
-stop staring at me im too beautiful for you.
-i dont get this.
-did we have homework?
-when's lunch?

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 10:44pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you end up first at a lunch table and people think
you're sitting by yourself.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Giving up on you?
I honestly had to force myself to give up on
you. To be able to no longer have the feeling
to talk to you. It's hard letting go but I was o-
nly hurting mysef. Most of the time I cared w-
ay too much about you and yet I got nothing
in return. Everything was killing me inside &
I did nothing about it until now. I was afraid of
losing someone like you but doing this was the
best idea for me. One day you'll notice that you
lost someone that actually did care about you.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 9:03pm UTC

How many boy bands will i come
obsessed with before the age
of 16? Seriously this isn't healthy.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 8:13am UTC

Me: Do you ever smell the upsexy at school or is it just me?
Friend: Smell the what?
Me: Upsexy..
Friend: Wth is that?
Me: What?
Friend: What the h/ll is that?
Me: What are you asking me?
Friend: What's upsexy?
Me: Nothing much, you?

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 8:08am UTC

Parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful.
Family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet.
Friends: omg you are sooo pretty!
Boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 8:01am UTC

Forget 11:11
im gonna buy some goldfish, name them Cosmo and Wanda,
and get all the wishes i want.
*genuis*

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 6:31am UTC

Fries Before
guys ;)

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 6:29am UTC

Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*
Me: Yolo
iloveyaahx3
quote

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 8:05am UTC

I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
I NEED TO BE SKINNY FOR SUMMER
iloveyaahx3's quote

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 8:02am UTC

you've got a lot to say
FOR THE ONE THAT WALKED AWAY. < / 3
iloveyaahx3's
quote

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Dad: ok so One Direction is Zayn, Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall, right?
Me: Yes, im so proud, you're learning ^-^
Dad: here's my theory about them in 5-10 years; Louis is gay, Liam is a normal married man
with a family, Harry is a celebrity actor/solo artist, Niall opens a successful restaurant, and
Zayn has a rap album called "Inzayn"
Me: Omg, dad what.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:21pm UTC

When you get a text from somebody
but it's not from the person you wanted it to be.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Luke Brooks Isn't Sexy.
-Said No one ever.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:05am UTC

Dont poke me on facebook
dont missionary postion poke me
dont poke me standing up
just dont poke me at all
if you do
i'll find you
and kick you in the throat.
FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Youtube: "This Video Is Not Available In Your Country"
Me: Where the h.ll am i from then? Narnia?

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Mom: You should get off the computer and go outside.
Me: No, no, no, and no, no, no, did i mention no?

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Gosh, my neighborhood should be a setting for a t.v show.
There's a hot doctor that always stay's late out at night at
"meeting's"
There's a mother and a teenage son that are always fighting.
A grumpy old man who will literally sh.t on your face if you
take his parking spot, (which he never use's)
A family of drug addicts.
A group of bratty little kid's who say "swag" all the time.
A older woman dating a younger guy that's the age of
her teenage son.
A drunk old woman who is always sitting on her porch,
mind f/cking everyone that passes by.

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Im legit so out of shape,
Internet Explorer could probably run
faster than me.

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