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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:41am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    you've got to let yourself
    go

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC
    why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

  4. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 6:21am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    “happiness is a journey, not a destination.”

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 3:58am UTC
    i want to play twister with someone really hot
    oops i fell & touched your whole body

  6. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC
    during a maths test:
    me: my answer = 23
    answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
    me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

  7. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:19am UTC
    Treat your girl like a queen
    so she can queen your dishes.

  8. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    all the pain and the truth
    i wear like a battle wound
    so ashamed, so confused, i was broken and bruised

  9. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 12:49am UTC
    Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
    Because he got tired of the hole thing.

  10. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 1:04am UTC
    What do you call a sleeping pizza?
    A piZzza!

  11. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 12:04am UTC
    the stars hear me cry
    format by Breeze

  12. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    maybe not today
    or tomorrow
    or even in a year
    but eventually
    things will turn up
    you will get better
    and be able to look back
    and say with relief:
    "I made it."
    e.g.

  13. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Why I Hate School:
    School: please get a full night of sleep
    School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
    School: and study for tests
    School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
    School: and participating in sports so you don't come home until 6pm
    School: don't be late for school
    School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
    School: kids need a balanced diet
    School: here eat cardboard with red paint it's called “pizza”

  14. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    and then Satan said
    "let there be hot people who don't like you back"

  15. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    so when you're famous do you just magically have great skin or

  16. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Don't go crying
    to your mama, 'cause you're on your own in the
    real world.

  17. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:15am UTC
    remember when the world ended last year

  18. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 3:29am UTC
    When I'm older and
    my daughter asks
    who my first love was,
    I don't want to have to pull out the old photo album..
    I want to be able to point across the room and say,
    “He is right over there.”

  19. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    diana, let me be the one to light a
    .
    fire inside those eyes - one direction
    Format by Breeze

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Format chickittylover, double border code from nimbus
    I speak a different
    language but I still hear your call.

:)

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