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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    "The cat whiskers. They come from
    within." - Dan Howell

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 7:36am UTC
    Reasons not to go outside:
    - ruffians
    - thugs
    - poison ivy
    - quicksand
    - cannibals
    - snakes
    - the plague
    - large bugs
    - I'll say no more
    - I'll just upset you.

  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 11:01am UTC
    everything looks like this.

  5. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 12:03am UTC
    people my age have children, what the hell, i am a children

  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    We're a population of imperfect people
    expecting each other to be perfect.
    It just doesn't work.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    am i the only one
    that thinks the front of cars look like faces?

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
    me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  11. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  12. LimitedEditionBarbie LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    trust is like an eraser
    it gets smaller & smaller
    [after everymistake.. ] ♥

  13. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    someone somewhere is meeting
    the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 3:33am UTC
    stranger: knocks on front door
    me: hides under table
    guys if you want awkward just look over here

  16. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:02pm UTC
    If spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:33am UTC
    you're lying if you say you've never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class


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