LaurynM

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LaurynM

Status: COUNTING DOWN UNTIL SCHOOL

Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 04:10pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2013 07:13pm

Location: Earth

Gender: F

user id: 227922

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
My IPod when i don't want to use it
allcredittocaptivated
My IPod when there is nothing else to do

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Honestly,
i've never wished on 11:11
I always wish on
12:34

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:47am UTC

has anyone ever
actually read
all of the
"terms and conditions"
???
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:26pm UTC

I just followed myself
#YOLO

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:42pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥
>>>>>>>
I came home from the hospital today
with such a greater look on life
if you are healthy-
treasure it.
love every second you are breathing
nmf.

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:53am UTC

i went to the emergency room yesterday
i found out i need surgery
i'm really scared
i've never been to the hospital before.
:'(

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LaurynM
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I just realized something...
i love Josh Hutcherson and Johnny Depp.....
and they were BOTH born in Kentucky.
my mind=blown

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LaurynM
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Why is it so hard to let go
of someone you never had?
nmf

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LaurynM
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I really want to know
what my future husband is doing
RIGHTNOW
NMF

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LaurynM
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC

The police put handcuffs on me,
and said "anything you say can and will be held against you"
...
So I said,
"Johnny Depp"

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 10:58am UTC

happy memorial day!
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
we will always remember

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:12pm UTC

And they didn't believe me when i said
Josh Hutcherson
Was hot in Bridge to Terabithia.
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:26am UTC

I really want to be
the reason
for your smile

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Hey you...yeah, I mean you.
If you have taken a minute to read this...
God has seen YOU struggling with something.
God says its over.
A blessing is coming your way.
God is going to fix two things
(BIG)
tonight in your favor.

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC

&& who else agrees
that life would be so much better
if there were pinatas
randomly hung
all over the place?
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this seriously took me like, 20 minutes to do... ;P

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Hey, did you call before?
Hey dad,um yeah. I wanted to ask you; do you believe in ghosts?
No.... Why?
Well our maid said that they were real...
.....Pack your bags and meet me on the front step we are moving now.
Why?!?!?!
WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥
SORRY I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES I LOVE MY DAD.<3
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And the rainbow will
shine
after the storm.
♥
format by the_An0nym0usXD

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
&& I really, really hope
that you step on a lego
♥
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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

GUYS,
respect your elders.
THEY COMPLETED HIGHSCHOOL
without google or wikipedia.

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LaurynM
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:31pm UTC

O. M. G.
I just found out that Witty was created on my 6th birthday.
how effing cool is that?

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