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LanaBanana16

1. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2013 4:04am UTC
   A very important day is coming up...
   It's sad, but important.
   I'm worried for her...
   July is never a good month for her after summer 2010.
   Will she cut again?
   Will she shut down again?
   Will she try to commit suicide again?
   I'm worried. I love my cousin with all of my heart....
   What should I do to make sure she's okay without smothering her?
   
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2. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 10:47pm UTC
   No matter what anyone says about her...
   she is still the strongest, most beautiful soul I know,
   And no one can ever change that.
   I'm honored to call her my best friend.
   
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3. LanaBanana16
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   July 1, 2013 12:48am UTC
   I have a friend who's been married for about three years.
   Her and her husband have been trying so hard to have a baby with no luck.
   She just called me and told me she's pregnant....
   And that if it's a girl, she'll name it after me!
   There might be a mini Nanners runnin' around soon :)
   
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4. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 12:43am UTC
   I do believe that to "unfollow" people I need to push the "unfollow button"...
   What the heck?! I'm not pushing it...
   I told my mom the internet wouldn't like me if I abandoned it last night....
   She just never listens :l
   
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5. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 12:15am UTC
   Just another phone call with my cousin...
   Silence...
   Me: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
   Sam: Are we quoting Finding Nemo?
   Me: Yuuup.
   .....
   Sam: Hello, my name is Bruce.
   Me: 'Ello, Bruce.
   .....
   Sam: I think we should try to get lives sometime, soon too.
   Me: Where's the fun in that?
   Sam: Point taken.
   
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6. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 2:49am UTC
   Mom: Lan, get offa the computer!!
   Me: But moOOOOoooom!
   Mom: No buts! Go. To. Bed!
   Me: But the internet needs me! If I leave now I'm betraying it's trust and it may take years to gain it back.
   Mom: Well then. The internet should go see a therapist for its deep emotional and psychological problems and you should GO TO BED. Now, young lady.
   Me: Yes, mom.
   Me: *after she leaves* I'm so sorry, honey, I'll make this up to you later. Mom just doesn't understand.
   Mom: I better not be hearing talking! Butt. Bed. Now.
   Me: Ugh... yes, mother. Yeesh.
   
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7. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 2:05am UTC
   "Why is it always the number 16?" someone asked me.
   I replied, "Because, 16 is her lucky number."
   "Why don't you ever use your lucky number?" was his response.
   I countered with,
   "Because she needs all of the luck she can get right now."
   
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8. LanaBanana16
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 12:48am UTC
   Cousins...
   Because there's really noone else to throw ice cream at in the middle of a resturaunt...
   She was a sticky mess, but I know she still loves me anyways :)
   
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9. LanaBanana16
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   June 30, 2013 12:42am UTC
   I don't understand why people have to be abusive when in a relationship...
   Go punch a wall, not your girlfriend.
   I'm so sick of some guys thinking it's okay to hit women...
   Like, seriously?
   You obviously need to get your priorities straight.
   
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10. LanaBanana16
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:26am UTC
    A friend showed me Witty...
    And let me just say...
    I think I've found my kind of people
    :)
    
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