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Johannaaaa :) <3

As widely broadcasted by the huge obnoxious text posted above, I'm Johanna

I have been a part of this confusing
world for 16years.
My current location? Birmingham.
Hurl.
I'm straight.
But yes, i'm  a bit of a  slut.
I love people who can
make me smile.
Luckily, I have no shortage of that.
I am single so hit me up.


I have a best friend, Becca who knows my personality better than anyone. We tend to steal each others thoughts.
My quotes are for venting.

Not faves or follows.
But feel free to take company in my journey throughout these years we call "teen-aging".

 

  1. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 4:40am UTC
    I can't afford to buy Uggs.
    I like looking good, but I don't obsess over it.
    I would rather hang out with guys and play video games than hang out with girls and gossip.
    I don't have the perfect body.
    I love eating.
    I take things too seriously.
    I get really emotional over silly things, .
    I say random stuff.
    I have problems trusting people.
    I'm sarcastic and sometimes rude.
    I say it like it is.
    I somehow manage to trip on flat surfaces.
    I have faults and imperfections.
    But, I'm me. I'm not going to change who I am for someone else.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Either you love me, or you don't.
    mine♥

  2. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:50am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 4:17am UTC
    When a girl is quiet
    Millions of things running in her mind.
    When a girl is not arguing.
    She is thinking deeply.
    When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    She is wondering how long you will be around.
    When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,
    She is not at all fine.
    When a girl stares at you,
    She is wondering why you are lying.
    When a girl lays on your chest,
    She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    When a girl calls you everyday,
    She is seeking for you attention.
    When a girl texts you everyday,
    She wants you to reply at least once.
    When a girl says "I love you",
    She means it.
    When a girl says that she can't live without you,
    She has made up her mind that you are her future.
    When a girl says "I miss you",
    No one in this world can miss you more than that.

  4. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 4:08am UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly.
    3 faves = I'm okay.
    7 faves = I'm cute.
    15 faves = I'm pretty.
    25 faves = I'm beautiful.
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking.
    Repost this if your not afraid :)
    ♥xox♥

  5. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    To My Future Daughter
    Going through her first heartbreak....
    You're going to hate hearing this because I sure as hell do; but its eventually going to be okay. I know it sucks, seeing him in the hallway, laughing and smiling like he doesn't have a care in the world.....while you are d y i n g inside. All you want to do is kiss him, to be held in his arms one last time. Trust me I know how hard it is. You go from "I love you" one day to not even talking the next. Walking right by eachother in the halls, no eye contact. And it kills you inside, knowing that this is the way it's going to be, forever. Adults say you're to young for love, but they d o n 't know. You aren't to young for love, its just a different kind of love. It's teenage love, and it was amazing. Sneaking out, laughing, kssing, holding hands, snuggeling, being bestfriends....and now it feels like it's all over. And it feels horrible, knowing that he's already moved on. But you're going to be alright. Just pick your head up, love. If he doesn't need you, then you SURE AS HELL don't need him. Take a while, and just cry. It's okay to let it all out. But once it feels like there couldn't possibly be any more tears, pick your head up. Tell yourself you're fabulous, because it's true. If he already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your life. If he can move on, then you can, too. Any other boy would be THRILLED to have you. Don't forget the relationship, because it was your first, but he is n o t worth it. You're beautiful, amazing, and perfect, and if he couldn't realize that sooner, well.....screw him then, (;
    Love,
    Me
    P.S. Taylor Swift helps. :)
    nmf/nmq just wanted to repost it :D

  6. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    E very Girl
    wants to be that girl.
    the girl everyone loves.
    the girl people look at and think holy sh*t, she's pretty.
    the girl who looks stunning with no makeup.
    the girl every guy wants to date.
    the girl with more friends than she can count.
    the girl everyone is jealous of.
    the girl who can post a status saying 'hey' and get a million likes.
    the girl who can say anything and everyone will laugh.
    the girl who doesn't give a crap what she looks like because she knows people will like her regardless.
    the girl who can do anything and everything so easily.
    the girl who could wear a watering can on her head and still be cool.
    the girl who can never take a bad picture.
    and most importantly, the girl he's in love with.♥

  7. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    hey, you.
    yes, you.
    you, who is thinking about cutting.
    maybe even about suicide.
    don't.
    just stop.
    and think.
    put the razor down for just a second.
    and leave the pills alone.
    just think about all the people who would miss you.
    all the pain you'd cause them.
    yes, you might hate them now.
    but do you want the last thing you give them to be pain?
    all those people who love you, and you don't even realise it.
    that boy who secretly looks at you in class, wondering if you'd ever notice a guy like him.
    the girl who's always wanted to be your friend, but has always thought you're too good for her.
    your best friends.
    you want the last thing they remember about you to be a stupid argument?
    and your enemies.
    are you really going to give them the satisfaction?
    and if you don't believe me about them, believe me about this.
    each and every wittian would miss you. we all love you.
    we all care about you.
    and have you really done everything you want in life?
    accomplished everything you could?
    been what and who you wanted to be?
    seen everything there is to see?
    so just please, put the razors away for one more day.
    and put the pills back in the cabinet.
    even if you do it tomorrow, just please keep going for one more day.
    and please try everything before you resort to cutting or suicide.
    i'm always here for you beautiful♥
    if you read all this, i f**king
    love you.
    nmf

  8. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Message #1
    To: Him
    Message: It LITTERALLY kills me, seeing you everyday, seeing you with her, That should be me, I know you dont love her, She could never love you as much as i love you! You are all i want in my life, Even though were just friends, if you wernt in my life, Boy i dont know how i would survive, Without you, im nothing
    like piglet without pooh,
    Your cute, fit, amazing, hot, the nicest guy ever, you make me feel special, you make me hate you, Your not like the other guys ive met, NOTHING LIKE THEM, you think your the same as them, But your really not, Because your not a jerk!
    I know you could never do that
    I only wish i had the courage to press SEND and see what you say to me
    Why cant you see that I LOVE YOU ALREADY!
    Nmf

  9. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Reasons why I love you
    1. You make me smile a real smile
    2. You are very funny and make me laugh even when I dont want to
    3. Everytime we talk , i get butterflies.
    4. Your an amazing person
    5. I like how you make me feel like I am good enough
    6. You make me think that it's okay not to be the skinniest and thats why i stopped purging and skipping meals.
    7. I love your smile it's infectious
    8.Your music taste is the same as mine and i think thats AMAZING
    9. I love how when were video chatting and our song plays (I love you this big) you strech out your arms when the lyrics i love you this big play
    10. I love the stop action videos you made , cutest things ever!!!
    11. I love how if i say something weird or whtever your just like "you crazy". Haha then i say im crazy and you say the good kind of crazy
    12.I love how we wished the same thing tht one night at 11:11
    13. I love how you had your friend text me the one day just to make sure I was okay because you hadnt heard from me
    14. I love how sweet you are when we talk
    15. I love how much it seems your friends mean to you
    16. I love that we can talk about absolutely nothing but I still have an amazing time cause im talking to you
    17. I love how you send me songs to listen to
    18. i love how you blow a kiss to me right before we say goodbye
    19. i love how you make me feel like love can be real
    20. And overall I JUST LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i saw this and thought of the one guy thats helping me through everything at the moment ♥♥

  10. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 10:50am UTC
    Ive just spent the last hour
    crying down the phone, to no one, why ? Cause i was prentending to speak to my brother, You think im crazy. Well you would probably do the same, What you dont know is, My big brother, was blown up by a road side bomb on friday in afganistan, So sorry if i seem a bit crazy to you.
    Forever in my heart bro
    I love you big brother .♥♥♥

  11. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    Dear Willy Wonka,
    I found one of your Oompa Loompa's.
    She says her name is Snooki and she's famous on MTV.
    Sincerely, me.♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  12. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    If you've ever
    been called ugly, make this your quote
    the people that click the heart disagree.

  13. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 11:46am UTC
    Just stop, stop right there. Don't do anything you'll regret. He's the one who left you. He's the one who lost you. So are you going to move on or cry over a boy who doesn't even know what feelings are?
    Yes
    No

  14. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 11:39am UTC
    One day i hope you fall in love
    i hope she loves you as much as i do,
    Do me a favor? treat her like a Princess
    Have kids and tell them about me.
    Just never forget me .
    but before you leave tell me the truth did you ever LOVE me?
    ♥♥♥♥
    *mine all mine~ Na.na.~*

  15. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 11:50am UTC
    I Dont care if you think this is sad,
    It just say that your a heartless c!nt if you dont care,
    I truly admire everysingle service men and women who are risking there lives for us EVERYDAY! they have a life back at home, a husband/wife, children, mums and dads, grandparents, friends and family, They chose to risk their lives for us, and for what,?
    I can honestly say, hand on heart, that i love everysingle one of them, i admire their courage and bravery, because i know i couldnt do what they do day in day out
    I love you .♥♥♥

  16. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:38am UTC
    Ive just spent the last hour
    on the phone to my brother, Hes in afganistan at the moment, Today has been the greatest day of my life, for that hour, i havnt thouugh about anything else,
    I love you big brother .♥♥♥

  17. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    For my 11/11/11 at 11:11 wish, I didnt wish for my perfect boyfriend, No i didnt wish for the guy i like, to tell me he loves me, cause why would anyone love me. I wished for all the soliders in afganistan to come home, Just to see their familys and so i can see my big brother again, You guys are the reason were sttill here, and i pray for you everynight, You guys are my hero`s
    I love you ♥♥♥♥.

  18. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    I'm getting sick of your bullshit attitude
    and how you walk around like you shine brigher than me

  19. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    She Will Pull Through This.
    She will come on top, prevail, and grow stronger.
    No battle of breast cancer will hold her back from her life.
    She knows she can make it by, she knows she can try.
    She Will Win This Fight.
    With nothing to convince her otherwise, she will make it.

  20. JohannaDeWolf JohannaDeWolf
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    EVERYONE HAS THREE LIVES
    A public life, A private life, & A secret life ♥ ♥

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