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  1. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.


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  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    instead of staring at google
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
    open this link: www.essaytyper.com
    you're welcome xoxo


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  6. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping.
    Katniss:
    Gale: Are you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute.
    Katniss: Gale.
    Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
    Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
    Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.
    Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.
    Katniss: Gale. Stop.
    Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you.
    Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
    Gale: Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
    Peeta: Dude.

  8. youAREfuckingSTRONG youAREfuckingSTRONG
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:48am UTC
    if you actually care about me;
    make this quote go up to +270 faves & i'll quit smoking.
    lol or is it too much to ask for?
    Format: twilightgirl995

  9. OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Please pray for
    my bestfriend.< 3
    She got a concussion and has memory loss... she doesnt even remember our friendship..

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    On October 3rd, everyone should come to school in a pink shirt.
    All the news reporters would come to the schools and be like, "Mysterious phenomenon when high school kids all over the nation wear pink," and then a news reporter would to a student and asks why this is happening and the student would say--
    "On Wednesday's, we wear pink."

  11. 13_Wishes 13_Wishes
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    My feelings for him could get
    me
    a Top Quote.
    If only I could find
    the right words.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Umm.. Hi everyone.
    I'm back on witty..
    I left for a month.
    Because of Maria, one of my best friends who died.
    It hurts so much.
    And I've been mourning her, and spending time with my family and friends.
    I'm sorry to leave you, but there were just many things going on in my life,
    And they were more important to me than Witty Profiles.
    But, I'm back now. Because I have so many friends on here whom I abandoned without any notice.
    So if this applies to you, I'm sorry.
    And steve, I'm sorry for making this, it isn't really a quote I guess.
    I just needed to say it.
    And report it if you want, I don't really care.
    I just wanted to tell you I'm back :)

  13. AmbersWittyProfile AmbersWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 11:58am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1185
    When you go to
    get food from the
    cabinets only to find out
    someone left an
    empty box.
    tumblr

  15. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1186
    Having to put
    toothpaste all over your
    face, hoping when you
    wake up, your zits are
    dried out and gone.
    tumblr

  16. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Question #33:
    Do guys like short girls?
    Sure, I don't really care, as long as you're shorter than me.

  17. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    Could you make Witty yellow tomorrow?
    Sincerely,
    The entire Witty population

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    when you're listening to music & walking around,
    does anyone ever accidentally start walking to the beat of the music?

  19. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I hate it when
    he's irresistible.
    When everything he does is cute.
    I hate how whatever he does makes my heart race.
    I hate how much I think about him.
    But most of all, I hate that I knew it wouldn't work, but
    I fell for him anyways.

  20. beachxxbum beachxxbum
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    One Direction Gangster Version
    Shawty you light up my weed like no other b.tch,
    the way that you shake dat a** make me glad as sh/t.

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