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  1. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Clint
    Of course us gays dress well. We didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    402 people likes this
    nmq&nmf

  2. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Me: Do I get one or two pieces?
    Friend: One.
    Me: Alright, two pieces!

  3. letshavesomefun letshavesomefun
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    When I was little,
    My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
    only played music when it was sold out.
    Well played Dad, well played.

  4. Damien Damien
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    "I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone... Inspires us the way he did. I believed in Harvey Dent."
    -The Dark Knight Rises

  5. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
    And succeeded.

  6. Babycakes97 Babycakes97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Yesterday is history
    Tomorrow is a mystery
    Today is a gift
    That's why it's called the present

  7. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I don't need this! My man has two jobs!
    Fave if you know where this is from♥

  8. softballismylife45 softballismylife45
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    It may be stupid
    But it's also
    Dumb.
    ~Patrick Star

  9. codysimpsoncrs codysimpsoncrs
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    there are three levels of
    pain:
    Pain
    Excruciating pain
    and
    Stepping on a lego.
    nmq/nmfnmq/nmf

  10. vanillarainbow007 vanillarainbow007
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Plot twist: we all stop saying plot twist

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    "you know what they do to a handsome
    guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
    -21 jump street

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