BringMeTheDeadUnicorn

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Member Since: 13 Feb 2014 02:27am

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2014 03:32am

Location: In a very special place.

Gender: F

user id: 378786

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HEEEEY ITS ASH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?
Evsley is the bestest thing ever.
Best ship ever.
<3
^-^

BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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March 9, 2014 3:42am UTC

sorry im barely on.

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 19, 2014 11:56pm UTC

if these sheets were the states and you were miles away,
i'd fold them end over end to bring you closer to me.

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 17, 2014 12:37am UTC

So.. i'm going to a new school, its an all girls, and uniforms *barfs*
I CANT WEAR MY BAND STUFF ANYMORE.
Anyways, im terrified, you cant get out of presentations, even if you have a note
for anxiety O.O.
Im really terrified. I start tomorrow...fck.

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 17, 2014 12:28am UTC

i was almost a month clean, but i gave in 6 days earlier,
im not exactly dissapointed nor happy that i made it so far
yet gave in.

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 17, 2014 12:24am UTC

So, my cousin said he'd teach me how to ride a bike.
He'll start me off with one that goes 60 mph, then I can ride his,
which goes 120mph. Dayuuuum, im so excited.

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