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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2016 8:53pm UTC
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    Who cares about butterflies. When I'm with you I want to feel a whole zoo.

  2. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    Forget butterflies, When I'm with you I get a whole zoo in my stomach

  3. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 11:31am UTC
    Screw butterflies. I feel like the whole zoo when I talk to you.

  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 9:21pm UTC
    When I talk to him
    Butterflies don't get in my tummy
    The whole entire zoo
    Is in my tummy
    The giraffes
    The tigers
    The zebras
    The seals
    The bears
    The penguins
    The hippos
    The flamingos
    The monkeys
    The elephants
    And all the other zoo animals

  5. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I don't just feel butterflies
    when I talk to you,
    I feel the whole zoo.

  6. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    Forget about those butteflies,
    When I see you I feel a whole zoo in my
    stomach

  7. Rolita07* Rolita07*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:24am UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
    Don't be mad, Ill be there too.
    Not in the cage, but laughing at you!

  8. ThatAsianKid ThatAsianKid
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:25am UTC
    There was a zoo,
    The only thing in the zoo was a dog.
    IT WAS A SHlTZU
    tumblr

  9. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Wanna hear a poem?
    Sure
    Roses are red, Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs to the zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there too! Not in the cage but laughing at you.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
    it’s a shitzu

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    They have no elephants at the zoo...
    that I go to...

  12. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:04am UTC
    *at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo*
    Brother: *Puts arm gently on my shoulder* "Welcome home, Mary."

  13. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo
    when I see you.

  14. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Girl: "You wanna go to the zoo?"
    Boy: "But babe, I don't wanna meet you family yet."

  15. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    I went to the zoo today. I heard a dad say to his son,
    "No, bears don't lay eggs."
    And then the kid started cryinging....

  16. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    A TOUCHING ELEPHANT STORY
    In 1986, Mark Murray was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Depaul University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The Elephant seemed distressed, so Murray approached it very carefully.
    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Murray worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Murray stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
    Murray never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    Twenty years later, he was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Murray and his son Tom were standing.
    The large bull elephant stared at Murray, lifted its front foot off the ground and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Murray couldn't help but wonder if this was the same elephant.
    He summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Murray's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
    Probably wasn't the same elephant.

  17. ashley_mendola22 ashley_mendola22
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    I was at the zoo today for school.
    In an exhibit, a turtle was trying to get into a little pool to cool off.
    Its shell made it get temporarily stuck on the rim of it! :(
    Poor turtle.

  18. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 5:00am UTC
    People say that they get butterflies when they see 'him' or 'her' around...
    well it doesnt work like that for me....
    for me and ENTIRE ZOO ERRUPTS IN MY STOMACH!

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 2:56am UTC
    F/ck butterflies.
    I feel the zoo when I'm with you.

  20. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Wal-Mart is like a zoo for humans to watch humans.

:)

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