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  1. PokemonLover69 PokemonLover69
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Sometimes i eat people....
    is that weird?

  2. DakkyDukky DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:12am UTC
    Do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse.

  3. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    I probably should go to bed
    but Witty is still on... and I just got a notification... what if I get a good idea for a quote... must.. can't..
    *becomes witty zombie*

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    I hope I can still remember the
    dance to 'Thriller' when I become a zombie.

  5. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:17am UTC
    The walking dead: preparing us for zombie apocalypses since 2010

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    If a zombie a poc alypse
    happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

  7. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:59am UTC
    You Only Live Once..
    Unless you're a zombie. ;']

  8. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:38am UTC
    like doing stupid things, but that doesn't include killing myself to save another from a zombie. It's your own dang fault you got bit, even if I was the one who pushed you in front of it.

  9. iAteYourTaco iAteYourTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    You're like a zombie;
    no matter how many
    B R A I N S
    you eat,
    you'll never have one.

  10. Daisy07 Daisy07
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Admit it...We have all wondered How To kill A Zombie once in our life !

  11. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Dear all of you who broke me, I am a zombie, again you want me to fall on my head, I am a zombie, how low will you push me to go until I end up dead

  12. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I am, I am, I am a zombie, how low, how low, how low will you push me beofore I lie down dead

  13. kirajanee16 kirajanee16
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    How I would spend my time if I were a zombie:
    27% Gnaw on someones face
    18% Moan and drag myself around
    65% Thriller dance...

  14. BananaCabana BananaCabana
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a Zombie

  15. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    The item on your left
    <~~~~~~~~~~
    Will be the item
    <~~~~~~~~~~~
    You'll use to survive the Zombie Apocalypse
    <~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What is it?
    <~~~~~~~~~~~
    ( I would gladly like to hear it :))

  16. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    3 more things that put me in a good mood
    1.Jolly old santa
    2.Santa goes zombie and eats Angeline's arm off
    3.Actually zombie santa scares me a little and I have to go lock my windows now.
    ~Dear dumb diary

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    i could dress like a super model, if i wanted to......
    i just choose to go for the whole "zombie/hobo" look, instead

  18. KissTomorrowGoodbye KissTomorrowGoodbye
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    I think I'd be safe
    during a zombie apocalypse.
    I mean.. They go for brains tight?

  19. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Apocolypse 3030
    Chapter 3
    Part 2
    Holding her ground with all her courage, she saw as her mother took her final breath and slumped on the floor with her father. She whimpered, but no sound escaped her. She longed to run into Alex's arms to keep him safe from the evil man, but there seemed to be a barrier separating her from the kitchen. With a shimmer, the man disappeared and the murderous arm went back to work. Addison immediately sprinted into her brother's arms and bawled into his chest. Alex absentmindedly muttered "It's alright, it's alright." But both of them knew that it was far from being alright.
    *Flashback over*
    Addison looked up with glistening eyes at the balcony where she expected to see her brother safe, but there was no one to be found. Soon, many questions rose in her: What scared him that he saw on the screen? Where had he gone? And the biggest question of all: WHY ME?
    this...is...like....so small....
    Im not a good divider of chapters.
    Comment for reminder
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  20. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:11am UTC
    orry this chapters sm
    Apocolypse 3030
    Chapter 3
    Part 1
    Addison is in pain. There is no other feeling inside her limp body, it is writhing of its own accord. Her mind is completely aware, however, so she can see everything that her brother is doing. He is staring at a screen, his eyebrows furrowed. Addison wonders why, but although she is aware of her surroundings, she can't remember a single thing. Until she sees her brother's face. The fright on his face is plain and reminds her of something that happened years ago. The most horrifying moment in her history. Her body slowly comes to a rest, no longer writhing in pain and she knows that the torture has stopped. Her memories come flooding back to her.
    *Flashback*
    Addison was bored. She had already finished her breakfast and had settled in the living room to read. People said that it wasn't fashionable to read actual books anymore, and they were too expensive now because of the loss of most trees that were used to create the paper in the books. But books were her sole companion. No one else quite understood her vibrant personality, which was remarkably developed for a seven-year-old. Her parents were still eating breakfast and chatting about work, and her lazy brother was still in bed. Suddenly, all was silent. Her parents had stopped talking. Feeling that something was fishy, she went over to the kitchen. The weird arm in the middle of the kitchen was acting possessed! Addison had never liked the gadget in the first place, and now she had a valid reason not to. The arm was strangling her mother! Her father lay in the corner, eyes glazed and looking at nothing. Stifling a cry, she turned her head sideways. She saw Alex in the other doorway, looking as frightened as Addison felt. She wanted desperately to save her mother from the evil arm, but she saw a huge, brawny man, with astonishingly breathtaking features that reminded her immediately of Alex and she knew that he was one of 'them'.
    Bleh.... I divided it into parts since witty didnt let me post the entire thing >;c
    Comment for reminder
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    all D: i promise the next one will be big c:
    Anyways...I hope u like it! Dont ask me where this story's leading to :P

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