Best Yupp Quotes This Year

Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'll always be that friend.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 6:28pm UTC

Girl in my school: I want a boyfriend like Rolf from The Sound of Music.
Me: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah. A guy who will sneak out late at night with me, kiss me in the rain, dance with me in storms, come to my house for work but really just wants to see my smile, be a bit older than me to be able to care for me but still me close enough to my age to understand my feelings.
Me: and a guy who's a Na.zi.
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: Rolf. He's a Na.zi.
Girl: ...

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:57am UTC

Honestly, I do hold in a lot. When I'm upset, I really don't like to tell anyone, especially the person who made me that way. No matter how much anyone asks, the answer will always be, "I'm fine." Even if it's not true.

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC

the way your stomach
d r o p s
when you know you really
s c r e w e d u p

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 2:42pm UTC

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin your life*

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 5:41pm UTC

We used to talk for hours...look at us now.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Girls fall for jerks because we were told,
"if he's mean to you he just likes you".
Girls are afraid of falling in love
Because they have been screwed over so many times.
Girls are shy
because guys make them that way.
Girls worry about their hair,make up,clothes,everything
because they want guys to notice them.
Girls are annoying.
Because they care.
Guys fall for the prettiest girls
because they like "ugly" girl..he gets made fun of.
Guys screw girls over
because they dont want to get hurt themselves.
Guys don't always say their feelings..
because they are shy too...and they dont want to get screwed over.
Guys hurt girls.
Because they dont know any better.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:00pm UTC

im on witty all the time.
yet my mom doesn't
know about it.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:37pm UTC

i have always imagined my first kiss to
be outside&&it's pouring rain&&
my mascarra is running then he
looks into my eyes&&kisses me♥
comment and tell me yours!

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 12:38am UTC

The Moment I Am Waiting For
Is When The Person I Trust and Care For
And I Come Up Face To Face
With That Sigh Of Relief
And Butterflies In Our Stomach
Cause We Know We'd Be
Spending Our Last Breaths With
Each Other.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 7:02pm UTC

dear mother nature,
why is it that when we get our periods,we
get cramps and zits on top of bleeding non stop
for a week from down there?
sincerely,every single girl

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 11:02pm UTC

I drink alcohol to drown my problems...unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers!

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

you can't break a girl who's already broken inside

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 11:33am UTC

if you were really sorry,
you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
November 20, 2014 10:33pm UTC

I can literally sit and think myself into a bad mood...

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 12:15am UTC

When you were young, you never thought you'd die
Found that you could but too scared to try
Looked in the mirror and you said goodbye
Climbed to the roof to see you if could fly

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:53am UTC

everytime i paint my nails i always no matter what end up wanting to paint EVERYTHING. my prime example? here it is;
me: whaaaaaat color.
me: purple. no. fourth of july is tomorrow, lets go blue & red & put sparkles! maybe even a little design.
me: yeah, that sounds good.
me: okay lets start with blue. now a little swirl of re- FÜCK.
me: okay.. lets just splatter paint on top of the blue with some red.
me: looks like somebody had their period on my nails. lets fix it with sparkles.
me: okay, just a tad bit.
me: ohhh fück it. *pours whole thing of glitter on nails*
**25 minutes later**
me: welp. that looks like complete sh/t. im bored. *opens blue again*
me: whaaaaat can i paint.
me: *paints on phone charger, bed frame, wall, random peices of paper, whole leg, justin bieber, all cats in the world, & walmart*
me: uhhhh.. lets not let mom find out. *walks downstairs*
mom: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! DO I NEED TO TAKE YOUR FINGER NAIL POLISH AWAY?
me: i was bored mom.
mom: this is something we do when we're 3, not almost 15. *shakes head in disappointment*
needless to say, i am no longer alowd to use finger nail polish.

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marie1616
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 2:17pm UTC

*I have a red mark on my neck*
Dad: What's on your neck?
Me: Don't worry dad, it's not a hickey.
Dad: I wasn't worried, you never even leave your room.

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marie1616
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 1:58am UTC

I'm so glad the word ugh was invented.

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epictacos
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I'm that girl who stays home to watch NFL
while her whole family has gone out shopping..

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