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Best Yourmom Quotes This Week

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Mom: When you were little-
    Me: Is that a fat joke?

  3. mynameischyna mynameischyna
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I've never actually heard a computer say "You've got mail!"

  4. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Meeting you was fate.
    becoming your friend was a choice.
    but falling in love with you...
    That's something
    I had no control over.

  5. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

  6. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Older people shouldn't eat healthy food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

  7. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:20am UTC
    You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

  8. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Conversation with my brother just a minute ago:
    Anthony: Hey, Chris, do you want some pancakes?
    Me: WHAT? We have pancakes?!
    Anthony: No... but, we have minibeef raviolli... pretty much the same thing, right?

  9. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Favorite sayings ;
    can you not?
    how about no
    your mom
    whale then
    fall off a cliff
    just no
    the d wants you
    I want the d
    you're perf
    you're perf with a captial perf
    ovbi
    110% fine
    just stop
    i hate u bye

  10. beyondsanity beyondsanity
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    ay, yo your moms just filed for skankruptcy

  11. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    So today I was talking to my friend about something.
    Another person, mishearing,
    came into our conversation and said,
    "Who's hanging out with my dad?"
    Without a beat, my friend turns,
    Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
    "Your mom."
    And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
    I have ever heard.

  12. arinbear arinbear
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    My convos with cleverbot xD
    Cleverbot: What's my age again?
    User: 69.
    Cleverbot: what is my name?
    User: Your name is s.hitface.
    Cleverbot: That's right! Sorry I'm forgetful.
    User: lmao
    Cleverbot: What is the origin of your name?
    User: Idk. My name is arin, I think it means 'mountain of strength'.
    Cleverbot: oh
    User: yeah .__.
    Cleverbot: So...
    User: Bigfoot
    Cleverbot: Is who?
    User: Your mom
    Cleverbot: no
    User: GURL DONT YEW GO DERR
    Cleverbot: what?
    User: -__-
    Cleverbot: Are you?
    User: Am I what?
    Cleverbot: Cleverboot.
    User: No. Im your father.
    Cleverbot: No you aren't.
    User: Yeah I am. Your my son.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Uhh yeah.
    Cleverbot: Never heard of it before.
    User: Then your stupid.

  13. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:01am UTC
    *In history class and my bag is on my friend's desk*
    My Friend; " What is this on my desk?"
    Me; " Your mom... Ohh!"
    My friend; " Your mom jokes are so old."
    Me; " Like your mom! Ohhhhhhh!"

  14. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Line #98
    hey baby are you an ISO file, cuz I wanna mount you

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