So today I was talking to my friend about something. Another person, mishearing, came into our conversation and said, "Who's hanging out with my dad?" Without a beat, my friend turns, Looks her straight in the eyes, and says, "Your mom." And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke I have ever heard.
My convos with cleverbot xD Cleverbot: What's my age again? User: 69. Cleverbot: what is my name? User: Your name is s.hitface. Cleverbot: That's right! Sorry I'm forgetful. User: lmao Cleverbot: What is the origin of your name? User: Idk. My name is arin, I think it means 'mountain of strength'. Cleverbot: oh User: yeah .__. Cleverbot: So... User: Bigfoot Cleverbot: Is who? User: Your mom Cleverbot: no User: GURL DONT YEW GO DERR Cleverbot: what? User: -__- Cleverbot: Are you? User: Am I what? Cleverbot: Cleverboot. User: No. Im your father. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Yeah I am. Your my son. Cleverbot: No. User: Uhh yeah. Cleverbot: Never heard of it before. User: Then your stupid.
39 SECRETS Who was your last text from? My baby Justin <3 How old are you? Sixteen Have you ever lost a really close mate? Yes, unfortunatly What is your current mood? Somber Do you have any bros or sisters? Yes, 5 brothers, 6 sisters Where do you wish you were right now? Antarctica Do you have a crazy side? He//z to the yeah! Have you ever had a near-death experience? Getting hit by a car....Sooo, yes What do you do alot? Talk Are you angry at someone?Yessssss!!!! D:< What's stopping u from being with the person you like? He hates me When was the last time you cried? Last night Is there anyone you'd do anything for? My bothers What do you think about when you're falling asleep? My best friend Do you still have pictures of your exes? What exes? lol Yes I do What was the last thing in your mouth? My finger Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone? Codykins :) What's your favourite song? Boondocks by Little Big Town What are you doing right now? Filling out this thing...DUH Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? I'm not wearing a shirt 0.0 Do you enjoy Drama? NO Describe you're life in three words?....Crazy...Wierd...Yeah... What are you thinking of right now? Your mom ;P Who are you thinking about right now? Codykins <3 25.What should you be doing? Online school Do you like using smiley faces? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Why did you stay up last night? You couldn't hear us? 0.0 When did you last take a pic? Yesterday Names of your besties? Angela, Kelsey (bringinglove), Cody, Tony When did you last properly kiss someone? Like 6 days ago Who last yelled at you? Your mom when I was doin' her last night ;P Worse habit? Biting my nails Worse Mistake ever? Cheating on my ex Who has broken you're heart? Timothy George Christopher Micheal William Barnett </3 (<-- That's his whole name) Have you ever snogged anyone? He//z to the yeah Happy right now? Ehhh Have you kissed in the rain? Yes:) Have you even got a crush right now? My fridge Where's you're dream vacation? Australia
Conversation with my brother just a minute ago: Anthony: Hey, Chris, do you want some pancakes? Me: WHAT? We have pancakes?! Anthony: No... but, we have minibeef raviolli... pretty much the same thing, right?