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  1. beyondsanity beyondsanity
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    ay, yo your moms just filed for skankruptcy

  2. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    So today I was talking to my friend about something.
    Another person, mishearing,
    came into our conversation and said,
    "Who's hanging out with my dad?"
    Without a beat, my friend turns,
    Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
    "Your mom."
    And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
    I have ever heard.

  3. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Line #98
    hey baby are you an ISO file, cuz I wanna mount you

  4. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:01am UTC
    *In history class and my bag is on my friend's desk*
    My Friend; " What is this on my desk?"
    Me; " Your mom... Ohh!"
    My friend; " Your mom jokes are so old."
    Me; " Like your mom! Ohhhhhhh!"

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Mom: When you were little-
    Me: Is that a fat joke?

  6. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Meeting you was fate.
    becoming your friend was a choice.
    but falling in love with you...
    That's something
    I had no control over.

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  8. arinbear arinbear
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    My convos with cleverbot xD
    Cleverbot: What's my age again?
    User: 69.
    Cleverbot: what is my name?
    User: Your name is s.hitface.
    Cleverbot: That's right! Sorry I'm forgetful.
    User: lmao
    Cleverbot: What is the origin of your name?
    User: Idk. My name is arin, I think it means 'mountain of strength'.
    Cleverbot: oh
    User: yeah .__.
    Cleverbot: So...
    User: Bigfoot
    Cleverbot: Is who?
    User: Your mom
    Cleverbot: no
    Cleverbot: what?
    User: -__-
    Cleverbot: Are you?
    User: Am I what?
    Cleverbot: Cleverboot.
    User: No. Im your father.
    Cleverbot: No you aren't.
    User: Yeah I am. Your my son.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Uhh yeah.
    Cleverbot: Never heard of it before.
    User: Then your stupid.

  9. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Favorite sayings ;
    can you not?
    how about no
    your mom
    whale then
    fall off a cliff
    just no
    the d wants you
    I want the d
    you're perf
    you're perf with a captial perf
    110% fine
    just stop
    i hate u bye

  10. jessylynn143 jessylynn143
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    39 SECRETS
    Who was your last text from? My baby Justin <3
    How old are you? Sixteen
    Have you ever lost a really close mate? Yes, unfortunatly
    What is your current mood? Somber
    Do you have any bros or sisters? Yes, 5 brothers, 6 sisters
    Where do you wish you were right now? Antarctica
    Do you have a crazy side? He//z to the yeah!
    Have you ever had a near-death experience? Getting hit by a car....Sooo, yes
    What do you do alot? Talk
    Are you angry at someone?Yessssss!!!! D:<
    What's stopping u from being with the person you like? He hates me
    When was the last time you cried? Last night
    Is there anyone you'd do anything for? My bothers
    What do you think about when you're falling asleep? My best friend
    Do you still have pictures of your exes? What exes? lol Yes I do
    What was the last thing in your mouth? My finger
    Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone? Codykins :)
    What's your favourite song? Boondocks by Little Big Town
    What are you doing right now? Filling out this thing...DUH
    Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? I'm not wearing a shirt 0.0
    Do you enjoy Drama? NO
    Describe you're life in three words?....Crazy...Wierd...Yeah...
    What are you thinking of right now? Your mom ;P
    Who are you thinking about right now? Codykins <3
    25.What should you be doing? Online school
    Do you like using smiley faces? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
    Why did you stay up last night? You couldn't hear us? 0.0
    When did you last take a pic? Yesterday
    Names of your besties? Angela, Kelsey (bringinglove), Cody, Tony
    When did you last properly kiss someone? Like 6 days ago
    Who last yelled at you? Your mom when I was doin' her last night ;P
    Worse habit? Biting my nails
    Worse Mistake ever? Cheating on my ex
    Who has broken you're heart? Timothy George Christopher Micheal William Barnett </3 (<-- That's his whole name)
    Have you ever snogged anyone? He//z to the yeah
    Happy right now? Ehhh
    Have you kissed in the rain? Yes:)
    Have you even got a crush right now? My fridge
    Where's you're dream vacation? Australia

  11. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Older people shouldn't eat healthy food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

  12. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

  13. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Conversation with my brother just a minute ago:
    Anthony: Hey, Chris, do you want some pancakes?
    Me: WHAT? We have pancakes?!
    Anthony: No... but, we have minibeef raviolli... pretty much the same thing, right?

  14. mynameischyna mynameischyna
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I've never actually heard a computer say "You've got mail!"

  15. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:20am UTC
    You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.


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