Yomama Quotes

iphone_bacon
posted a quote
May 16, 2014 8:01pm UTC

When a bully asks for you lunch money you say......
Its ok. I already left you some money. Its on your mom's dresser. Have a nice day. :)
It tottaly works.

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piercethegabrielle
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:46am UTC

YO MAMAS SO DIRTY I KINDLy helped her clean behind her ears with a gentle wash cloth and cucumber scented dove soap

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Dman123
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November 1, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine

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awesomeness...*

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August 17, 2013 10:53am UTC

yo mama is so stupid she's stupid!

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brillt27
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:53pm UTC

yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products with a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

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make_it_stop
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June 11, 2013 2:09pm UTC

your mamas so fat...
That when she walked
In front of the TV
I missed 3 Episodes
♥

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SaturdayInJuly
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May 19, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
-respectful yo mama jokes

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Me: Yo Mama's so smart, she's a genius.
Teacher: NO YO MAMA JOKES.
Me:...But this was a Nice Yo Mama joke..

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Sometimes I think
"Screw this... i'll just be a stripper."
But then I remember
I'm fat and can't dance
o-o

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batmancupcake57girl
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Yo mama so fat even Castiel
couldnt raise her from perdition
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
apply cool water to area of burn

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crustacea0305
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC

friend: OMG that song is so old!
me: Yeah, well, so is your mom, but you still listen her.
me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Yo Mama Jokes
This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.

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