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  1. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2015 6:15pm UTC
    • नमस्ते •
    namaste

  2. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    Today I got jealous of my cat for being able
    to do a better downward dog than me.

  3. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    Sure, I've tried yoga before.
    I've tried Greek yoga too.
    My favorite is yoga with the fruit on the bottom.
    Wait, why are you bending like that?

  4. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    “The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell this almost immediately because your mind will be thinking, "Ouch, that hurts," and your body will say, "I know." And your mind will think, "You have to get out of this position." And your body will say, "I agree with you, but I can't right now. I think I'm stuck.”

  5. bluetwistr bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Yoga exercise balls
    3% of the time- Great exercise in yoga!
    6% of the time- Throw at people... SNEAK ATTACK!
    91% of the time- BOUNCY SEAT!!!!

  6. DepressedHby DepressedHby
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 11:43am UTC
    it's 5:41am, can't sleep so i have resorted to learning how to do yogo off youtube

  7. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    One time, I lent the book Divergent to my Spanish teacher
    and she found my mom's yoga business card that I had been using as a bookmark in it.
    She started going to my mom's classes and talking to her
    and that's how I accidentally made my mom and spanish teacher best friends.

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    "If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the
    mirror three times a white girl in yoga pants will
    come and tell you all her favouraite things about fall"

  9. meditate meditate
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    peace

  10. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:24am UTC
    *Making IKEA bedframe for 5 hours*
    Me: Mama consider this as yoga, or pilates.
    Mom: Ouch my hip hurts.
    Me: I don't know that position.

  11. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:58am UTC
    True happiness is a wealth greater than all the world's money.

  12. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Face it, We all
    Know your cat does
    yoga at night

  13. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    My pants say 'Yoga',
    but my butt says 'Couch'.

  14. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:14am UTC
    I saw this on facebook and wanted to share it with you guys!
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4773560499133&set=vb.1299160774&type=2&theater
    Please take a look at this video,
    Arthur Boorman was a disabled veteran of the gulf war for 15 years, and was told by doctors that he would never be able to walk on his own ever again.
    He desperatley wanted to lose weight, as after being disabled for 15 years, he now weighed over 200pounds!
    He came across an article for Diamond dallas page, doing yoga and decided to give it a try. He couldn't do traditional, higher impact exercise, so he tried DDP YOGA and sent an email to Dallas telling him his story.
    Dallas was so moved by his story, he began emailing and speaking on the phone with Arthur throughout his journey - he encouraged Arthur to keep going and to believe that anything was possible. Even though doctors told him walking would never happen, Arthur was persistent. He fell many times, but kept going.
    Arthur was getting stronger rapidly, and he was losing weight at an incredible rate! Because of DDP's specialized workout, he gained tremendous balance and flexibility -- which gave him hope that maybe someday, he'd be able to walk again.
    His story is proof, that we cannot place limits on what we are capable of doing, because we often do not know our own potential. Niether Arthur, nor Dallas knew what he would go on to accomplish, but this video speaks for itself. In less than a year, Arthur completely transformed his life. If only he had known what he was capable of, 15 years earlier.
    Do not waste any time thinking you are stuck - you can take control over your life, and change it faster than you might think.
    Hopefully this story can inspire you to follow your dreams - whatever they may be.
    Anything is Possible!
    "Just because I can't do something today, doesn't mean I won't be able to do it someday!"
    if you think this story can help someone, please share it with them!

  15. lipsofanangel lipsofanangel
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    None of my
    YOGA pants
    has never been to
    YOGA...

  16. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    The only thing better than yoga pants: yoga shorts ❤

  17. fragile-hearted* fragile-hearted*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Yoga pants: The equivalent of a push up bra, but only for your but

  18. aislinn325 aislinn325
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Never have my yoga pants actually been to yoga.

  19. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    None of my yoga pants
    have ever been to yoga

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