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  1. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  2. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    I'm sensitive to the point
    where if you look at me
    strangely or don't look at me
    at all
    tell me to stop talking or
    don't talk to me
    at all
    ignore my text or call
    whether what you did was
    an accident or you don't
    even realise
    you did anything
    at all
    It will change my mood for
    the whole day and my mind will be
    corrupted for the whole night

  3. pirateslifeforme* pirateslifeforme*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Got to go
    People to meet
    Places to be
    People to kill

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    don’t cry me a river.
    that’s stupid as hell.
    cry me a milkshake

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    tbh i literally say 'literally and tbh' literally all the time tbh

  6. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:11am UTC
    Them photos on facebook with pregnant teenagers,
    with a caption saying
    'Like if you're 11,12,13,14,15,16,17 without no baby'
    and there's me like
    'WHO DA FURK WOULD HAVE A BABY AT THE AGE OF 11 LIKE: MUM GUESS WHAT? DON'T BOTHER BUYING ME NEW SKATES, IM OKAY WITH A NEW BABY TO PLAY TWISTER WITH'
    -_-

  7. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:49am UTC
    We don't care about numbers in maths
    So why care about them in
    Age
    Weight
    Distance

  8. cutecandygirl33 cutecandygirl33
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    1 likes: Aw... I suck...
    2 likes: Hmmm... arrgh...
    3 likes: Okay... I guess...
    4 likes: Pretty average...
    5 likes: Better than nothing!
    6 likes: Exceptional!
    7 likes: Pretty good!
    8 likes: Good!
    9 likes: Great!
    10 likes: Cool!!!
    *gets bored*
    20 likes: I must be a rising star...
    30 likes: This is... cupcake...
    40 likes: Muffin
    50 likes: Mini Pie
    *peak of boredom*
    500 likes: PIE
    1000 likes: BIG PIE
    1500 likes: CAKE
    10000 likes: PIE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 8:19am UTC
    There's a difference between, liking someone and
    liking the idea of someone

  10. cutecandygirl33 cutecandygirl33
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 10:05am UTC
    I NEED TO LOOSE WAIGHT SO FOR EVERY FAVE I WILL RUN DOWN THE STAIRS AND RAN BACK UP IM NOT DOING THIS FOR LIKES I SERIUSLY NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT

  11. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.

  12. Jumbles19 Jumbles19
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    When I get older, I want to give my child a great life. I won't get divorced or develop an addiction to drugs or alcohol. Because I'm going to make my kid feel wanted. I'm going to give them a better childhood I had.

  13. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    i care when others want to end it all.
    But when it comes to me,
    i feel like i deserve to feel this way

  14. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 11:32am UTC
    i'm in one of those moods when everything is depressing.

  15. RobynnRellaa RobynnRellaa
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    one word...
    BOSS!

:)

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