Best Yeah Quotes This Month

kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC

alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

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Cammie
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June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Person: Go to hell
Me: Okay ~goes to school~

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
Me: *cough*
Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
Me: *COUGH COUGH*
Teacher: some-
Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
People: *giggle* *smirk*
Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No
Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Witty next year: remember when people got favorites on their quotes ahh good times

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC

me- i need my glasses to find my glasses.. do you see a problem?
friend- you can't even see your problem.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:41pm UTC

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I'm literally my own best friend.
I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

So, you mean to tell me that guys can get tons of condoms for free,
but I'm still paying, like, $10 for tampons and pads every month, even though I did not sign the terms and conditions for this "menstruation" crap for the next 30 or 40 years? Guys don't have to have s.ex, you know, but lets make sure that they have everything they need because I definitely love using the last of my money on stuff that makes sure that I don't bleed rivers all over the place and ruin all my clothes.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Mom: Are you still texting Josh?
Me: Yeah, why?
Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch?
Me: Yeah...
Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married
Me: Mom...
Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great!
Me: Mom, stop.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:16pm UTC

The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
is the part when you don't smoke them.

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I love those cookies that have
both dark and white chocolate chips because the combination is extremely tasteful and also it's not r.a.cist

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:29pm UTC

If you ever feel bad about yourself..
just remember Ryan Seacreat tried to high five a blind guy.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

*Saturday night*
14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
My mom: *at an Open House party*
My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*
Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI

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