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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:31pm EST
    Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
    Coincidence? I think not.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:16pm EDT
    *Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
    Stranger: You gotta pull.
    Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:34pm EDT
    so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
    please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
    you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
    On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
    prizes? eh
    you just get a free promo
    and a follow from me
    so here's your categories
    Best Funny Quotes-
    Best Inspirational Quotes-
    Best Quotes in General-
    Best Layouts-
    Best Quote Layouts-
    Best Profile-
    Best Username-
    Best Profile Picture-
    Best Wittian Overall-
    Best Newbie-
    Witty Queen-
    Witty King-
    pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
    thank youuu. ♥
    -maria (beastuser)

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 3:13pm EDT
    Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
    Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:53pm EDT
    The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
    Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:38pm EDT
    Person: Go to hell
    Me: Okay ~goes to school~

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:26pm EST
    Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
    Me: *cough*
    Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
    Teacher: some-
    People: *giggle* *smirk*
    Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
    Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 4:25pm EDT
    Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
    Me: No
    Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
    Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:40pm EDT
    Witty next year: remember when people got favorites on their quotes ahh good times

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:45pm EDT
    me- i need my glasses to find my glasses.. do you see a problem?
    friend- you can't even see your problem.

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:41pm EST
    why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:36pm EDT
    I'm literally my own best friend.
    I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.

  13. kristabff kristabff
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    June 21, 2013 4:47pm EDT
    At a funeral.
    Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
    My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
    A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
    Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
    Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:33pm EDT
    *dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:08pm EST
    So, you mean to tell me that guys can get tons of condoms for free,
    but I'm still paying, like, $10 for tampons and pads every month, even though I did not sign the terms and conditions for this "menstruation" crap for the next 30 or 40 years? Guys don't have to have s.ex, you know, but lets make sure that they have everything they need because I definitely love using the last of my money on stuff that makes sure that I don't bleed rivers all over the place and ruin all my clothes.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:35pm EDT
    Mom: Are you still texting Josh?
    Me: Yeah, why?
    Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch?
    Me: Yeah...
    Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married
    Me: Mom...
    Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great!
    Me: Mom, stop.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 5:33pm EDT
    I love those cookies that have
    both dark and white chocolate chips because the combination is extremely tasteful and also it's not r.a.cist

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 8:31pm EDT
    *Saturday night*
    14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
    11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
    15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
    My mom: *at an Open House party*
    My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:29pm EDT
    If you ever feel bad about yourself..
    just remember Ryan Seacreat tried to high five a blind guy.

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:16pm EDT
    The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
    is the part when you don't smoke them.

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