alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS! so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote. please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself. you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated! On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss! prizes? eh basically you just get a free promo and a follow from me alrighty so here's your categories PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED THIS IS JUST FOR FUN Best Funny Quotes- Best Inspirational Quotes- Best Quotes in General- Best Layouts- Best Quote Layouts- Funniest- Nicest- Best Profile- Best Username- Best Profile Picture- Best Wittian Overall- Best Newbie- Witty Queen- Witty King- pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for. thank youuu. ♥ -maria (beastuser)
Oh my god, I just hate this one girl! Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.
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February 17, 2013 6:26pm EST
Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school. Me: *cough* Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so- Me: *COUGH COUGH* Teacher: some- Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE* People: *giggle* *smirk* Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach
At a funeral. Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone. My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3. Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG
So, you mean to tell me that guys can get tons of condoms for free, but I'm still paying, like, $10 for tampons and pads every month, even though I did not sign the terms and conditions for this "menstruation" crap for the next 30 or 40 years? Guys don't have to have s.ex, you know, but lets make sure that they have everything they need because I definitely love using the last of my money on stuff that makes sure that I don't bleed rivers all over the place and ruin all my clothes.
Mom: Are you still texting Josh? Me: Yeah, why? Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch? Me: Yeah... Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married Me: Mom... Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great! Me: Mom, stop.
*Saturday night* 14 year old brother: *at popular kids party* 11 year old sister: *at Halloween party* 15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids* My mom: *at an Open House party* My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends* Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI