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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "I'm a wizard "
    "Then prove it "
    "Sorry I cant, no magic outside Hogwarts

  2. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    I wonder if cows
    have crushes on other cows

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
    Someone- you look pretty today.
    me- Happy birthday

  4. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    LOOK PAST THE UGLY BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Here's a list of people I like at school:
    ______________
    ______________
    ______________
    ______________
    ______________
    ...

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    never give up on your dreams
    keep sleeping.

  7. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    fave this if you've ever
    googled yourself and don't lie

  8. HelloThere* HelloThere*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Class Mate: Haii Can I Borrow A Pen ?
    Me: -Thinks- Mhm What Pen Dont I Want Back

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    I don't like
    the memories
    because the tears
    come easily,
    and once again I break
    my promise to myself
    for this day.
    It's a constant battle.
    A war between
    remembering
    and forgetting.

  10. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    got a masters degree in being ignored

  11. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    Patrick: My memory is so bad
    Spongebob: How bad is it?
    Patrick: How bad is what?

  12. forgetandmoveon forgetandmoveon
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    it hurts that, I'm not anyone's first choice

  13. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [That includes keeping this little message thing here as well. c:] (c) Gilded
    I
    t sounds so easy, maybe it is:
    Stop doing the things that bring pain.
    Start doing the things that bring happiness.

  14. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Popular girls: I'm s3xy and I know it! *duck face*
    Me: No. Your slu++y and you blow it! *like a boss*
    So true!

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    The dumbest thing ever is when you both love eachother but aren’t together ♡

  16. beautiful❥* beautiful❥*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    your story
    isn't ; over
    yet

  17. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:37pm UTC
    Teacher: Next one who answers my question can go home.
    Student: *Throws paper*
    Teacher: Who threw that?
    Student: Me. I'm out this b//tch

  18. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    When your crush texts u cute things like
    “who is this” and “how did u get this number”

  19. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    So, I just sat through a tornado...
    When the eye passed me, I took a cup of yogurt, and walked 100yds (+) to my mailbox, and checked for mail.
    Meanwhile, there was an electric fire due to a broken tree tearing down an electric line...
    Oh the beauty of knowing science.
    Lol

  20. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    to say that you've never judge someone would be a lie
    because we all do

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