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  1. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 10:59pm UTC
    "i love you" doesn't mean a fxcking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl that makes you feel slightly less dead

  2. Unintentional_Stalker Unintentional_Stalker
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 1:14am UTC
    "don't pull away, 'cause I'm afraid you'll leave me, I turn to you, you're all that I need, my everything"

  3. Unintentional_Stalker Unintentional_Stalker
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2015 3:18am UTC
    today I realized how fuçked up I am.

  4. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 4:47pm UTC
    PSA!!!!: It gets better.

  5. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 6:19am UTC
    So one of my classmates started calling his girlfriend (or shoud i say ex now?) a conniving succubus (s at the end must be pronounced elongated and with the feeling of hatred.) Welp I guess that ended badly.

  6. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    "I am selfish. I am brave." -Tris Prior

  7. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 6:59am UTC
    I know my singing skills are horrible but a Disney song is coming up. You better settle down and cover your earss because sure as heck,
    I'm belting this motherf*cker.

  8. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    I am sooooooooo amped up for the next Hobbit movie!

  9. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 10:35pm UTC
    "Did you take chemistry in Highschool?????"
    Naahhhhh...I took anatomy. I love those knees ;]
    Up top! *high five* you know what I mean.
    Dem wobbly knees c;

  10. Tessa98 Tessa98
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Every new beginning is some beginnings end

  11. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:56am UTC
    Life Is Just One
    I Know I Will Never Find One Like You

  12. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    There are
    Many things
    That I would
    Like to
    Say to you
    But I don't
    know how<3

  13. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    Witty was so great in 2011 you don't even understand.

  14. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 5:10am UTC
    I think I'm starting to go
    INSANE
    I keep everything inside, I never open up, I don't vent.
    I think I'm going crazy

  15. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    never give up on your dreams
    keep sleeping.

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    Patrick: My memory is so bad
    Spongebob: How bad is it?
    Patrick: How bad is what?

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 10:54am UTC
    William Turner: THIS is either maddness or brilliance.
    Captian Jack Sparrow: It is remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

  18. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    to say that you've never judge someone would be a lie
    because we all do

  19. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    When your crush texts u cute things like
    “who is this” and “how did u get this number”

  20. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 10:37pm UTC
    Teacher: Next one who answers my question can go home.
    Student: *Throws paper*
    Teacher: Who threw that?
    Student: Me. I'm out this b//tch

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