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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    At Wal-Mart & saw a sign over the sink: "Employees must wash hands."
    I was stuck in there for 45 minutes before one showed up to wash mine.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I love you
    "How do you know it's true love?"
    Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    i like my food and sleep.
    if i give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    It’s funny how I was the fastest s.perm and now I barely move at all.

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Sometimes, I grab my boobs. Because I can.
    And you can't.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Those exciting moments when
    someone says a phrase or word that your celebrity crush says.
    Friend: Hi!
    Me: OH WOW THAT REMINDS ME OF PHIL LESTER HE SAYS HI TOO OMG

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Closest I've gotten to murder?
    Holding oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    I love those nights where
    you're just on Facebook looking at all those extremely entertaining cat fights between the school 'populars'. You get up, get the popcorn, take a bite and hear a crack. It's your retainer, it's broken. It costs $100 to replace your retainer so you try to use superglue to fix it but it doesn't work. You have no choice but to confess to your parents what happened. Your parents freak out and make you use all your birthday money you got this year to pay for the new retainer instead of a new shirt and you're now banned from snacking, especially at night, until you move out. You starve and die because you're not used to that 2000 calorie diet.
    Oh, how i love those Facebook nights.

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    "YOU'RE SO UGLY!!"
    "Really?"
    "YES!!"
    "Good, I'm trying to look like you today.."

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC
    i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
    that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
    factor.

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    We need a universal hand signal for
    “my parents don’t know about that.”

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    My computer screen is
    brighter than my future.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    According to Greek Mythology,
    humans were orginally created with four arms, four legs, and two faces. Fearing the power, Zeus split them into two seperate human beings, comdemning them to spend their lives in search of the other half.

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    What do people mean "get ready for bed"?
    I am ALWAYS ready for bed.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    If Howard Schultz gave up after being turned down by the banks 242 times there would be no Starbucks.
    If Walt Disney quit too soon after his theme park concept was trashed 302 there would be no Disney.
    If J.K. Rowling stopped after being turned down by multiple publishers for years, there would be no Harry Potter.
    One thing is for sure:
    If you give up too soon you'll never know what you'll be missing.
    Keep going and NEVER QUIT.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Me looking at cute boys: help i'm falling and i can't get up

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Guess who has a boyfriend?

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    The golden rule is to treat
    others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that.
    please don't unfollow me

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    If someone says they cannot live without you,
    leave them. If they don't die on the spot, well then it's a good idea you left a liar.

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