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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Calling your parents by their first names
    because you’re sassy and can't be tamed.

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Me: mom, i need money
    Mom: What? did you spend those
    2 dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

  3. e* e*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:44am UTC
    I think there's going
    to be more teens then
    kids in a cinema watching
    Finding Dory.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    The difference between xD and XD
    is really astounding

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:56am UTC
    That moment, when
    you realize you've
    had your earphones
    on for like an hour, but
    didnt play anything

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Well 2013
    It was nice knowing ya

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Monarchy:
    Government ruled by butterflies

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    I wonder if my friends ever stalk me on Witty and think,
    "Oh, so she tells a whole website her feelings
    but she won't even tell her closest friends"

  9. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    the people who use the 'xD' face are still young and full of happiness. do not rain on their parade

  10. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Boy: I kind of want a girlfriend
    2 hours ago · comment · 2 likes
    Girl: Hi
    30 minutes go • like • likes
    Boy: No
    30 minutes go • like • likes
    REJECTED

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Dumb Kid in My Class:What does A.D. stand for?
    Teacher: It mean 'Anno Domini', meaning year of our lord.
    Dumb kid:Oh, I thought it meant 'after dinosaurs'

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:15am UTC
    Person:Wait, so are you Asian or Japanese?
    Me:Wait, so are you stupid or idiotic?

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Dad: I lost my beltMe: Its karma for all those times that you threatened to beat us with a beltDad: I just found it! Now what were you saying?

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    judge: did u kill these ppl
    me: ya
    judge: why
    me: for the lulz xD
    judge: xD
    everyone in the court: xD
    my mom: xD

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:25am UTC
    Hot guy: hey can I borrow your homework?Me: what do I get out of it?Him: I'll give you a hug, and I'll pick you up and squeeze you. Me:here you go. . .

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    Me: *sitting next to crush* Me: *crush makes me laugh*Random dude: Are you trying to flirt with her? Crush: Yeah

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Maybe the reason why
    Witty isn't as popular as it used to be
    is because people are
    actually getting a life

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Teacher:So when you're allergic to pollen
    Teacher:You are allergic to plant sp*rm

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:29am UTC
    I would just like to thank all of my amazing fans
    I mean, followers.
    I totally meant followers.

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:03am UTC
    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give a man a poisoned fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

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