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DoctorWhovian94
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November 8, 2016 9:56pm UTC

Checked my notifications. I have 50 notification from 1969.....interesting 😂😂

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Ampharos
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June 21, 2016 6:47pm UTC

Amphabulous!

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 2, 2015 12:34pm UTC

yo i turn 21 this year and that's fcking me up rn

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
October 19, 2014 10:04pm UTC

One day, Albus Severus was roaming the castle when he came across a portrait of a hook-nosed, greasy haired man who wore all black.
"So you , must be Potter's spawn, eh?" Snape sneered.
"Im sorry if my brother James bothers you. Im Albus. Albus Severus." Albus said.
Snape looked down into Albus' eyes -the green eyes- Lily Potter had once had.
For the first time in a long time, Snape smiled.
A true smile.
"And im Severus Snape."

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 23, 2014 8:25pm UTC

Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
cashier: wtf
Me:
cashier:
Me:
cashier:
Me: goodbye

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 12:41pm UTC

Holy hell

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Shanaynor
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June 27, 2014 8:00pm UTC

Wow so I haven't been on Witty in a while, but when I was, the top quotes has like 200-300 favs. Now they have 30....Wth happened???

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
June 21, 2014 7:44pm UTC

People that point out acne:
1. pack ur bags
2. buy a plane ticket
3. go to hell

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 5:14pm UTC

/ \______/ \
/ \
/ X X \
= O =
=_________=
Goodbye, Kitty

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the1975*
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 10:33pm UTC

Things i did in high school that would
impress colleges:
-um
-i took class
-???????????????????????
-got a blog
-lost like 9 friends
-am a good friend
-or no
-did some hw
-went to most classes
-sorry mom

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s3mpiternal
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 11:43am UTC

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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s3mpiternal
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April 12, 2014 7:56pm UTC

Allergies are weird as heck.
You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat a peanut you dead.

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SextingWhiteBoy
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March 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name? Axl
2. How old are you? 16
3. What is your birthday? May 11th
4. What is your zodiac sign? idc
5. What is your favorite color? Black
6. What's your lucky number? 420
7. Do you have any pets? A dog
8. Where are you from? U.S
9. How tall are you? 5'11
10. What shoe size are you? 12
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot a lot a lot
12. What was your last dream about? I dont even remember
13. What talents do you have? None suuck
14. Are you psychic in any way? Nopee
15. Favorite song? Anything by Artic Monkeys
16. Favorite movie? "The Conjouring"
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Idekk
18. Do you want children? Idk yet
19. Do you want a church wedding? No
20. Are you religious? Not at all Im a free spirit
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? A lot
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yupp
24. Baths or showers? Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? Barefoot
26. Have you ever been famous? No
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
28. What type of music do you like? Anything thats good
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yupp
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
31. What position do you usually sleep in? idk
32. How big is your house? Idk
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I cant remember the last time i had breakfast
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
35. Have you ever tried archery? No
36. Favorite clean word? Dont have one
37. Favorite swear word? I cant decide theyre all pretty great
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 4 days
39. Do you have any scars?Lots and lots
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no i'm too ugly
41. Are you a good liar? Yupp
42. Are you a good judge of character? Yupp
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Idk
44. Do you have a strong accent? No
45. What is your favorite accent? I like raspy voices
46. What is your personality type? You tell me
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk i spend most of my money on clothes soo
48. Can you curl your tongue? yupp
49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie.
50. Left or right handed? Left
51. Are you scared of spiders? Nahh
52. Favorite food? Steakk
53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food.....
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
55. Most used phrased? Idk i dont use "phrases"
56. Most used word? F uuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min
58. Do you have much of an ego? nah
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
60. Do you talk to yourself? No
61. Do you sing to yourself? No
62. Are you a good singer? Idk
63. Biggest Fear? I have no fears (jk)
64. Are you a gossip? no
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Idk
66. Do you like long or short hair?Longish on the top
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yupp
68. Favorite school subject? Social Studies/History
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yupp
71. What makes you nervous? Everything
72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
74. Are you ticklish? Nahh
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nahh
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idekk
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes lmaoo
78. Have you ever done drugs? Yupp
79. Who was your first real crush? Idk
80. How many piercings do you have? 2
81. Can you roll your Rs?" yes
82. How fast can you type? pretty fast
83. How fast can you run? Idk
84. What color is your hair? Brown
85. What color is your eyes? Brown
86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
87. Do you keep a journal? No
88. What do your parents do? I dont have a mom but my dad does weird hippie sh/t
89. Do you like your age? No
90. What makes you angry? A lot of things
91. Do you like your own name? Nah its pretty dumb
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? idk I like the name Alaska
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Idk
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name? My parents are weird rock and roll hippies
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Nahh not that ik of
98. Do you have any scars? I answered this already
99. Color of your bedspread? White
100. Color of your room? Black and grey
:credit to MadiCakes for this:

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cocopuffs
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February 28, 2014 8:09pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day... is that bad?
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
That can't be comfortable. Try a chair.
format credit jimmy365

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LestWeBeForgotten
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 10:52pm UTC

All the guys must've heard all the attention they'd get by joining witty. I heard that there were like, no guys on witty and so far, I've only met two people that are girls, at least five so far that are guys...

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justalilpoptart
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 9:27pm UTC

My feels watching an isurance commercial:
Person: that's a nice family you got there
would be a shame if something were to
HAPPEN TO THEM

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 6:29pm UTC

Ra.pe is "God's will"
But homosexuality is my "Choice"
Talk about making sh/t up as you go along.

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:55pm UTC

My current
emotional state
is
what?

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow....
I bet you where expecting something romantic..
Nope just some gardening facts.

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TaintedCherry
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December 16, 2013 6:38pm UTC

*IN ICT*
Me: "OOH A SWIVELLY CHAIR!"
Me: "SPIN, SPIN, SPIN!"
Me: "WHEEEE!"
Me: "SO MUCH FUN!"
Me: "SWIVEL TO THE LEFFFT!"
Me: "SWIVEL TO THE RIGHHHT!"
Me: "TWO SPINS THIS TIME BUM BUM!"
Me: "THREE SPINS THIS TIME BUMM BUMM!"
Me: "NOW DO THE CHACHA YA'LL!"
Class:
Teacher:
Cats:
Dogs:
Channing Tatum:
World:
Me:...
Me:...
Me: Spin...?

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