Best Wtf Quotes This Year

Night
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January 29, 2013 4:32pm UTC

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kristabff
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October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
I still don't know where my pencil is though.

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kristabff
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June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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BravoSierra
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April 19, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"HAHA YOU BLINKED!"
"Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face, you idiot."

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

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BravoSierra
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April 2, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I like how the ninja turtles wear masks.
Great way to hide your identity. Not like you're a giant fúcking turtle or anything.

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Steve*
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August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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BravoSierra
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April 22, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That horrible moment
when you realize 2007 was six years ago.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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February 11, 2013 3:10pm UTC

That one person you see every where but don't know their name.

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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Are oranges called orange because they are orange,
or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

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BravoSierra
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May 10, 2013 12:44pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person: hi

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ErinIsTheName*
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June 19, 2013 4:51pm UTC

My own parents
can make me feel like crap and they don't even realize it.

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kristabff
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May 10, 2013 11:13pm UTC

THIS LEGIT HAPPENED
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
Boys next to my locker: You should have said to her "Ohhh you want the D?!"
Random girl walking in the hallway talking to her friends: "... and I was like yes i want that soooo bad!! Please!!"

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:36pm UTC

okay it's been like 12 years since shrek came out and i still can't get over the fact that donkey fu'cked a dragon

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bye*
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August 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny

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BravoSierra
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May 6, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Teacher: Okay, I just need your email address.
Kid: Email?
Teacher: Yes.
Kid: My email?
Teacher: Yes, your email.
Kid: Umm.
Kid: Well.
Kid:
Kid:
Kid:
Kid: pussydestroyer69@hotmail.com

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BravoSierra
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May 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone compliments me.
Them: You look good today.
Me: Happy new year.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:23pm UTC

"what're you learning in Math
at the moment?"
that's a good question...

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gab*
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September 21, 2013 5:07pm UTC

i like math, as long as it doesn't involve
decimals, proportions, functions, square roots, probabiliy, fractions, imaginary numbers, polynomials, asymptotes, graphs, absolute value, quadratics, interest rates, two cars leave at the same time one goes 30 mph the other goes 40 when will they pass each other, sine, cosine, tangents, ratios, logarithms, using a compass, formulas, and of course, the alphabet.

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Eli22b
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June 22, 2013 12:22am UTC

If animals can be adorably fat than why can't I?

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