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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
    kind of like saying "josh and drake".

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    why won't you
    bump into me on the street
    and ask for my number
    and take me out for coffee
    and fall in love with me .
    What am i doing wrong?

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    *shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*

  5. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 10:12am UTC
    5 Kinds Of Fear
    1.Panic
    2.Terror
    3.15 Missed calls from Mum
    4."We have to talk"
    5. "Wrong Password"

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Homework on the weekends is legal,
    but gay marriage isn't??
    What is wrong with society?

  7. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I hate getting a text that makes your heart break
    and you have to sit there and pretend like nothing is wrong.

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one who hates it when people ask for followers?
    I follow based on quotes. If I like them, I'll follow you. If not, than I won't. Simple as that.
    Don't ask for people to follow you.

  9. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:38am UTC
    When somebody says you can't do something you fight back.
    you prove them wrong

  10. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    Different doesn't mean wrong.

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
    Crack possession: 15 years in prison
    Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
    Repeatedly ra. pe an unconscious girl & upload video/commentary online:
    One year in prison

  12. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 10:35pm UTC
    Have you ever been told to die?
     Ever just broke
    down and cried?
     Ever let the mean
    words affect you?
     Have you ever
    believed they were true?
     Believed something
    someone says?
     Believed it would
    be better if you were dead?
     Felt worthless and
    alone?
     Like you have no
    real home?
     Felt like every
    compliment is a lie?
     That you don't
    matter, you should die?
     Felt like people
    are prettier than you?
     Skinnier, smarter,
    more popular?
     It's not true.
     Society is wrong,
    and society hurts.
     But don't let it
    scar you, just with its words.
     Don't give up,
    don't believe what they say.
     Don't follow the
    crowds, because you're perfect in your own way.  ~ Mine.

  13. What_I_Really_Think What_I_Really_Think
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Just as I thought I was getting it right...
    Just as I started to maybe like who I was.
    Just as I started to change into something I almost wanted to be.
    Just as I started to feel almost happy.
    Just as I started to think that I was getting things right.
    Just as I started to give hints of the real me.
    Just as I started to feel comfortable about myself.
    Just as I started to feel like I can survive.
    My own friends tell me:I'm getting it wrong.

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:06am UTC
    “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
    & therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

  15. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    I thought you were different,
    but hey it's not the first time I'm wrong

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    She said she didn't believe in love.
    He said he'd prove her wrong.
    She found out he was right,
    and it didn't take too long.
    He said that he was in love with her.
    She knew she loved him too.
    She found him in someone else's bed
    and realized his words weren't true.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    It's hard to answer the
    question "what's wrong?"
    when nothings right.

  18. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you spell a word so wrong
    that even autocorrect is like
    "l got nothing man..."

  19. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
    Fancy as fuucck.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    please
    tag your opinions as wrong
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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