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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    me: wow i have so much work to do
    me: *goes on tumblr*
    me: *watches a movie*
    me: *reads a novel*
    me: *takes a nap*
    me: *climbs a mountain*
    me: *backpacks through europe*
    me: why am i not getting anything done

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    summer
    is when you go to bed at the same time your parents wake up to go to work.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

  5. angela* angela*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    That moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer.

  6. Enhance Enhance
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Witty Bootcamp
    How it works:
    1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:
    2. I will split you all into groups (group yellow, red, etc, etc).
    3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).
    4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.
    Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!
    Go!

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    a white girl shows up to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks because she was working on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents let her sleep in then bought her the coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her AP classes fck white girl jokes

  8. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    So that's my wish to you, and all of us, and my wish for
    myself. Make new mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes.
    Make mistakes nobody's made before. Don't freeze, don't
    stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect,
    whatever it is; art, or love, or work or family or life. Whatever
    it is you're scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes, next
    year and forever.

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    Do work
    and get no credit
    but that's life, right?

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Today, some guy brought in a
    huge spiderman and batman
    balloon for his kid's birthday.
    They were each about 4ft. tall,
    and took 3 of us to fill it safely
    so it wouldn't pop. It ended up
    being around $10 worth of helium.
    Everyone was staring and telling him
    how awesome the balloons were,
    but seriously tho, f.uck the balloons,
    he's a pretty awesome dad. Like,
    I never got balloons on my birthday,
    let alone 2 life-sized superheros that
    probably cost a s.hitload just to buy
    let alone the extra $10 to fill them
    (plus then you had to tape side A to side
    B, and add capes and s.hit, so over all
    a lot of f.ucking effort) just for his kid.
    Cool a.ss dad.

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Me: wow i have so much work to do
    Me: *goes on witty*
    Me: *watches a movie*
    Me: *writes a novel*
    Me: *climbs a mountain*
    Me: why am i not getting anything done

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    "If you are living out of a sense
    of obligation you are a slave."

  14. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Me: What question are you on?
    Friend: Ten.
    Me: Did you get twenty, yet?

  15. Mollie88 Mollie88
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    School puts too much pressure on teenagers and they
    grow depressed because they're made to feel like failures.

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
    My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

  17.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    I'm not gonna procrastinate doing my homework this Spring Break.
    -The night before school-
    Mom: Did you finish all of your Spring Break homework?
    Me:
    Me: O.O Sh*t

  18. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Transition from beginning of
    semester to the end.
    Me: I'm getting all A's.
    Me: Better than last year.
    Me: What homework?
    Me: I don't get this sh.i.t.
    Me: F.u.ck it, I give up.
    Me: *Cries*

  19. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Procrastinator? No.
    I just wait until the last second to do my work
    Because I will be older, therefore wiser.

  20. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    You wanna speak your mind
    But you're afraid of what he'll say,
    Don't worry little girl,
    Things will work out
    Eventually

:)

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