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  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC
    3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

  2. nguyenhuy nguyenhuy
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2018 10:58am UTC
    Nice to be able to work with you near and far

  3. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2017 2:28am UTC
    it is difficult being a workaholic. work and money are two huge status symbols and is easy to idolise. just makes it harder to diagnose when there is a problem. cuz society wont tell you and you think your friends are over-exaggeraring the potential problem.

  4. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 9:53pm UTC
    i need a break can i just get a friggin break

  5. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2017 9:47pm UTC
    i figured it out. my mannerisms and personality are most times pretty immature. but my lifestyle for the most part is fairly mature. this is why people think im 12 and then have a heart attack when they find out a 20-yr-old...a millenial (God forbid!)...is working 1 1/2 full time jobs. what is my life. time to write some music. hello old friend

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 7:23pm UTC
    eveRYone
    WANTS THE SCENT OF FLOWERS,
    but few dirty their hands to CULTIVATE THEM.

  7. RubyNolting RubyNolting
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2017 9:18pm UTC
    Don't do what you like,
    Like what you do.

  8. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2017 11:07pm UTC
    i need to sleep but my mind wont let me. is it really back to these days??

  9. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 8:57am UTC
    "i feel like she'd be the one i go to if i wanted to feel great about my life..." ~my boss

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2017 11:17am UTC
    The more advanced the robot, the less likely that it will want your job.

  11. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2017 10:03pm UTC
    the trick isn't to work as little as possible, it's to find work that doesn't feel like work, clock Gs, and start stackin cash.

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2016 7:18pm UTC
    We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2016 1:34pm UTC
    Never assume you're at the right briefing, no matter how long you've been standing there talking.

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2016 11:29pm UTC
    "If a job-seeker who is worth to be getting X salary wants innocently X-2 , then most companies are most likely to offer him X-4 or even less remuneration ; but when a malingerer who doesn’t even deserve X and demands X+4 , then don’t be surprised to see him getting X+2 salary or even more. Such is their mentality so-called People’s Policy."
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2016 1:12am UTC
    "Wondering why a person who has made the most of the wealth in own life through LUCKonly; says, most often, to the people the most about the importance of HARD WORK in their lives."
    ~Anuj Somany

  16. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2016 6:41pm UTC
    being at work when adrenaline strikes really sucks.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm UTC
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2016 12:49pm UTC
    work is getting so stressful for me.
    "that's life" and "that's work" is all I'm
    being told and like... I get it, I do, but
    I shouldn't have to be scared to go in
    to work because my boss might decide
    she doesn't like me that day for no good
    reason. because she does that. the other
    day she told my coworkes I don't have
    much common sense. like who does
    that? I have plenty. but my manager
    didn't train me. so there are a lot of
    stupid questions I ask, so I don't get
    in trouble for doing something wrong.
    it's an anxiety thing. and being called
    stupid is the one thing I just can't stand.
    because I can be stupid, we all can.
    but I'm not stupid in general, you know?

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 4:17pm UTC
    sometimes I like to be productive. sometimes I like to be a worthless member of society. it's called balance.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2016 8:34am UTC
    so, at my new job the rule is before your shift you have to count the drawer to make sure the previous person didn't screw up, and after your drawer count to make sure you didnt screw up for the next person. you are never supposed to run on anyone elses. however, since I have been training they made me run on just anyones. so pretty much I've been thrown on a drawer that was never counted from open til close and had more than me on it. the other night it was short $5. now my manager is demanding I pay that. like, there is zero proof it was me. she ran on it in the morning. every time I've worked her drawer it was short. when I haven't, it was not. but I have to pay it. I don't understand. she has a note saying you shouldn't let anyone run on your drawer because their shortages are yours. I was on her drawer so?

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