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TheCovertComic
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April 4, 2020 2:23am UTC

The start was doomed from the project.

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TheCovertComic
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March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC

I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

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TheCovertComic
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August 16, 2019 10:45pm UTC

I work in an error conditioned office.

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TheCovertComic
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December 29, 2018 4:20pm UTC

It's the end of days somewhere.

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crimson24
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December 5, 2018 9:54pm UTC

im so tired i feel drunk. what has my life become?

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TheCovertComic
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December 1, 2018 10:58am UTC

It’s not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.

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TheCovertComic
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November 17, 2018 2:35pm UTC

The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.

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anonymous_81
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October 23, 2018 4:27am UTC

nobody is gonna believe a crazy junkie so get over yourself.

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TheCovertComic
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June 30, 2018 12:05am UTC

The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

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TheCovertComic
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May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC

Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

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crimson24
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May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC

3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

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nguyenhuy
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January 11, 2018 10:58am UTC

Nice to be able to work with you near and far

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crimson24
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December 2, 2017 2:28am UTC

it is difficult being a workaholic. work and money are two huge status symbols and is easy to idolise. just makes it harder to diagnose when there is a problem. cuz society wont tell you and you think your friends are over-exaggeraring the potential problem.

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crimson24
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September 17, 2017 9:53pm UTC

i need a break can i just get a friggin break

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crimson24
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September 6, 2017 9:47pm UTC

i figured it out. my mannerisms and personality are most times pretty immature. but my lifestyle for the most part is fairly mature. this is why people think im 12 and then have a heart attack when they find out a 20-yr-old...a millenial (God forbid!)...is working 1 1/2 full time jobs. what is my life. time to write some music. hello old friend

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