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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 1, 2021 11:38pm UTC
    Risk management? With pleasure!

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2020 6:18pm UTC
    Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people. The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
    Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2020 2:23am UTC
    The start was doomed from the project.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC
    I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
    I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:45pm UTC
    I work in an error conditioned office.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2018 4:20pm UTC
    It's the end of days somewhere.

  8. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2018 9:54pm UTC
    im so tired i feel drunk. what has my life become?

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2018 10:58am UTC
    It’s not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2018 2:35pm UTC
    The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.

  11. anonymous_81 anonymous_81
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2018 4:27am UTC
    nobody is gonna believe a crazy junkie so get over yourself.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2018 12:05am UTC
    The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC
    Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

  14. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC
    3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

  15. nguyenhuy nguyenhuy
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2018 10:58am UTC
    Nice to be able to work with you near and far

  16. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2017 2:28am UTC
    it is difficult being a workaholic. work and money are two huge status symbols and is easy to idolise. just makes it harder to diagnose when there is a problem. cuz society wont tell you and you think your friends are over-exaggeraring the potential problem.

  17. crimson24 crimson24
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    September 17, 2017 9:53pm UTC
    i need a break can i just get a friggin break

  18. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2017 9:47pm UTC
    i figured it out. my mannerisms and personality are most times pretty immature. but my lifestyle for the most part is fairly mature. this is why people think im 12 and then have a heart attack when they find out a 20-yr-old...a millenial (God forbid!)...is working 1 1/2 full time jobs. what is my life. time to write some music. hello old friend

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 7:23pm UTC
    eveRYone
    WANTS THE SCENT OF FLOWERS,
    but few dirty their hands to CULTIVATE THEM.

  20. RubyNolting RubyNolting
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2017 9:18pm UTC
    Don't do what you like,
    Like what you do.

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