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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC
    As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.

  3. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
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    October 28, 2021 6:35pm UTC
    I shouldn't have to walk on eggshells because I was just finishing a job that you should have done in the first place. Also, chill out dude, it's not the end of the world

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 17, 2021 2:07pm UTC
    Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 3, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    An after-work party is great as long as you don't have after-after-work-party work.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 30, 2021 3:20pm UTC
    When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 1, 2021 11:38pm UTC
    Risk management? With pleasure!

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 21, 2020 6:18pm UTC
    Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people. The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
    Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 4, 2020 2:23am UTC
    The start was doomed from the project.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC
    I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
    I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 16, 2019 10:45pm UTC
    I work in an error conditioned office.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2018 4:20pm UTC
    It's the end of days somewhere.

  14. crimson24 crimson24
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    December 5, 2018 9:54pm UTC
    im so tired i feel drunk. what has my life become?

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 1, 2018 10:58am UTC
    It’s not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 17, 2018 2:35pm UTC
    The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.

  17. anonymous_81 anonymous_81
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2018 4:27am UTC
    nobody is gonna believe a crazy junkie so get over yourself.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2018 12:05am UTC
    The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC
    Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

  20. crimson24 crimson24
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    May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC
    3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

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