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TheCovertComic
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May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC

As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

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TheCovertComic
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March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC

More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.

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Bellatrixy101*
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October 28, 2021 6:35pm UTC

I shouldn't have to walk on eggshells because I was just finishing a job that you should have done in the first place. Also, chill out dude, it's not the end of the world

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TheCovertComic
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April 17, 2021 2:07pm UTC

Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.

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TheCovertComic
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April 3, 2021 1:05pm UTC

An after-work party is great as long as you don't have after-after-work-party work.

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TheCovertComic
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January 30, 2021 3:20pm UTC

When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

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TheCovertComic
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January 1, 2021 11:38pm UTC

Risk management? With pleasure!

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TheCovertComic
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November 21, 2020 6:18pm UTC

Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people. The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.

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TheCovertComic
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September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC

Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

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TheCovertComic
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April 4, 2020 2:23am UTC

The start was doomed from the project.

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TheCovertComic
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March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC

I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

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TheCovertComic
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August 16, 2019 10:45pm UTC

I work in an error conditioned office.

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TheCovertComic
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December 29, 2018 4:20pm UTC

It's the end of days somewhere.

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crimson24
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December 5, 2018 9:54pm UTC

im so tired i feel drunk. what has my life become?

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TheCovertComic
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December 1, 2018 10:58am UTC

It’s not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.

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TheCovertComic
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November 17, 2018 2:35pm UTC

The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.

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anonymous_81
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October 23, 2018 4:27am UTC

nobody is gonna believe a crazy junkie so get over yourself.

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TheCovertComic
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June 30, 2018 12:05am UTC

The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.

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TheCovertComic
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May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC

Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

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crimson24
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May 22, 2018 7:40am UTC

3 of my right hand fingers are numb and im hoping it isnt from my mistake a week ago...i need those for my jobs.

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